I don't have one. You'll have to get creative.I lost my pink fluffy feather, can I use yours? what colour is it?
I know a good lawyer. I just don't know if he can be impartial.I'll read you your rights, uk style;
Tide, I am tickling you on suspicion of doing something, I haven't thought of yet, without a license. You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence!!
You better get yourself a good lawyer, he has to be hot too, that's the compulsory part.:-)
You'll have to stop tickling me long enough for me to have my phone call.