I think I'll stick with Satan. He has a much better record than your demon God. According to the bible your God is responsible for well over 1 million deaths. Satan on the other hand, according to the bible, killed only TWO, Job's two sons, and that was only after God allowed him to. So those two death should go on God's side of the ledger. Satan is also NOT a baby killer, and a fetus destroyer. Satan looks more and more like the better option, yes?<quoted text>Yes you do. Its name is satan. It chose you and it gets to be your daddy until you choose God.
Laughing now, of course any intelligent human KNOWS that both of these beings are strictly imaginary, but it's fun to toss them about, especially with the remarkably gullible.