He is the most scrollable person I've ever met. I like that in a dumbass.
He is useful though. Last night, when I saw his name, I wrote douche on my shopping list. I needed one.
.....BobLoblah vill seeee dat you 'sliverDamn'... get 'yer' Spittooooon for Christmas.
Ps:....Then you won't need to hawkUP and spit on yer kitchen floor as you cook your turkey....
....Not, not....you don't have a kitchen. You live in da basement apartment of someOne's outHouse.
Forever and Ever