Touch my right leg below the knee.
I bet you can't but I can still feel it. I still can't see it.
.....You have your leg 'problem' from being on your back tooooo much. Queers acquire such problems quickly. Next, will be your arseHole to go.
Ps:.....Get up and walk around. Mind you, it will be difficult for you 'sliverDamn' to walk and chew gum at da dame dime.
Forever and Ever