I can see Uranus anytime I want!
.....and yours looks kinda sore, what with ALL dat sand dat gets into yer vaseline.
Ps:....don'tCha dink its dime you hauled down dat condom dat's been hanging out of your arseHole for da past 6 weeks!!!
Now, there's a good example of 'fishy smell' unnda da covers.
Forever and Ever