Oh hell, you dont say, I use The God Delusion
by Richard Dawkins to steady my table.
But Dawkins book has another function. When we run out of toilet paper, I have to pull it out and rip off two or three pages and use it to wipe my a**. Its a little course but hey, that's atheism for you.
.....BobLoblah states that this is the Joke of November 2012.
Ps:....and da joke is on you 'dinKing', ya eeejit. As the man says 'that's atheism for you'.
Forever and Ever