Well, we know you're not from the United Church. That likely rules out Presbyterian, too.<quoted text>Just
You're so totally not Quaker. And you're very likely not Southern Baptist.
Are you, by chance, a grotesquely thin female white Calvinist?
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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Well, we know you're not from the United Church. That likely rules out Presbyterian, too. You're so totally not Quaker. And you're very likely not Southern Baptist. Are you, by chance, a grotesquely thin female white Calvinist? |
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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You're pooh! No, you're pooh! No, y'pu! Y'pu, right, pooh-guy! pu'guy! pugu! Just to follow up on my last comment - what are your thoughts on... theater? Cards? Dancing? Ah, just what I thought. Calvinist. |
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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NO! You heretic! Odin is the Father of the Gods! |
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“There's a feeling I get...” Since: Jun 11
...when I look to the West |
Nope. We don't have a bias againts people based on their race, their religion, or who they choose to go to bed with at night |
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“Formerly "Richard"” Since: Mar 12
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Judged: 1 1 1 Yer, that one is really stinking the place up and needs to go in the wash. |
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Infidel! Odin was a homeless wizard always walking here and there looking like Gandalf! Where Zeus rules mount Olympus to this very day.
Zeus bested Kronos himself and locked him forever in Tartarus! Just say no the the walking with wolf Odin and join Zeus on mount Olympus.
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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You might be right about that. Hey, look! Sunset! Die heretic!!! <pulls out knife> |
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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even if that person is (put name of person here) :) |
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“Think&Care” Since: Oct 07
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Judged: 1 1 1 And Kant showed how all were faulty. #1 assumes Aristotelian physics, which we know is incorrect. #2 is based on causality, which we know fails at the quantum level. It also assumes that the process cannot go on to infinity. And, finally, it only shows that there are uncaused causes, not that there is a first cause (there could, for example, be many uncaused causes). #3 is based on the flawed philosophy of necessary and contingent existence. Again, an Aristotelian viewpoint which is known to be wrong. #4 assumes that any comparison is against a standard. This is also false. For example, we can compare the size of numbers without there being a largest number. It also assumes the idea of 'perfection' is well defined, which it isn't. #5 is based on the idea that complexity must be produced by an intelligence, which we again know is incorrect. Sorry, but your medieval 'proofs' simply don't hold the water you want to carry. |
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“Think&Care” Since: Oct 07
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You make some assumptions which are false: 1. That evolution necessarily leads to more complexity. Depending on the environment, it may produce simplicity. 2. That superiority is a relevant concept in biology. Evolution is about survivability in an environment. 3. That comparing complexity, especially on widely divergent developmental lines, says anything at all. Yes, pants are complex living things. In many ways they are more complex than animals. But if you want to see some *real* complexity, look at fungi. Perhaps you should give up your feelings of 'superiority' and actually look at the world around you. Yes, we know your religion builds up that feeling, and makes you feel *so special*, but it is a lie. |
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No, it is not a secret society. The training is widely and publicly available. No oaths of secrecy are required to learn it. You simply have to do the background work. And yes, to understand technical material requires training. In the case of abiogenesis, a strong training in biochemistry is clearly required, but also geology (to know about the conditions on the early earth), some astrophysics (to know the chemicals available), and a good deal of regular biology (to know the systems as they exist now and probably existed in the past). If you don't have that training, you cannot talk sensibly about the topic. Theology starts with the conclusion that the Bible is correct and that a deity exists. Every different sect has a different theology. That alone shows it isn't an area of knowledge, but is, instead, a matter of opinion and desire. Yes, read the Bible, please. But as you do so, put it into the historical and archaeological context. Compare it to the other texts of that time and area. For that matter, compare it to other texts from other cultures. If you do so, you will realize it is the writings of a self-absorbed culture (most are) amidst greater cultures which it didn't understand and trying to match its superstition with the realities of the day. This is hardly unique. |
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Judged: 2 2 2 Yes my slaves, prayers are delayed. I am busy, Mohammad was having a emotional affair with Jesus. He is jealous of the recently discovered hidden wife. And there are rumors circulating Joey Greco's 'Cheaters' is featuring this woman. Slaves have no shame. Satan is booked solid handling Bishop Willard I am pleased at his progress. Alas. Satan is my only 'creation' success. He has requested Kolob, as a perk. Really, what is a god to do? My slaves are rioting, my dilithium crystals have been depleted, I desperately want another flood but can only afford Global warming. Is it any mystery my name spelled backwards is Dog? Mom could have done better! 'Sue' would be good. Omg (dad) this one really makes me mad. Which one of us do they mean? I am the youngest, maybe Mohammad but he smells funny and I've repeatedly warned him about the odor of BBQ on his robes. My problems are many my faithful slaves Virtually everything I create... Dies! Zeus is always teasing me, says I need 'The Force' and a more robust training schedule. Other gods also torment me daily about this. What do they think, I'm made of savoiurs? You should see the road apples Pegasus drops <omg> My Martyrs are busy with their virgins, the virgins have petitioned Aphrodite for a union. It is chaos here my slaves :( Toilets are backed up, waiting on Joe the Plummer. Due to finances planned raptures must be suspended indefinitely. I had to send the ghost to calm my youthful son down, since his 1st massacre, he has been anxious to return. |
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“Paul is not God” Since: Jul 11
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It's Wodan you Scandinavian Heretic! |
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Modern science you are referring to is a logic and definitions you are trained to follow and think in. It is not a "natural" progression of thought and logic. They churn thousands of these robots out every years. Do not confuse that with intelligence and the ability to think in the abstract other than the level necessary for progressing through that system. It is a "school" of thought. The limitations of this school is the kneejerk reaction to anything proposed that does not follow the script, as opposed to considering such things. Just like any religion can. Both religion and science get modified over time. |
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Judged: 1 1 1 So, to be completely fair, you're saying that straight people should never talk about their girlfriends/boyfriends or their wives/husbands, so that we won't know that they are straight. Right? |
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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Ack! Mother, I am slain! |
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“I'm only happy when I'm hungov” Since: Mar 11
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Judged: 3 3 Well, you summed up Dave in a sentence. |
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“Why do creationists lie?” Since: Jun 07
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Judged: 1 1 1 Another hallucination from the god liars. |
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“Why do creationists lie?” Since: Jun 07
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Judged: 1 1 People that doubt Evolution are idiots. This is proven fact. |
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