Woops, my mistake! That religion is not for me. I drink coffee every day, enjoy alcohol, have lots of sex outside of marriage, don't tithe, laugh at Sunday worship - though I'd like the family night - not a big fan of sexism.<quoted text>
.. hi ya, my little poophead..
.. drawbacks? Very few. No caffeine, no drugs, no alcohol, no sex outside of marriage, 10% tithe, 3 hour Sunday worship, 2-hour Monday family night, regular Priesthood (Males) or Relief Society meetings (females), morning/evening pray, grace before every meal ..........
.. know you're exited now! Who wouldn't be? PM me your address and phone number and we'll have two young, handsome church elder missionaries (male or female) visit you. Best of all, you'll receive a FREE Book of Mormon. Reserve your place in the Celestial Kingdom today !!..
I've talked to Mormon boys a few times. They're usually quite nice, but about as stupid as ... the religiously indoctrinated can get while being naive about the world, since they're fresh from the pews. They offered to do my dishes. I got rid of them by saying "I'm an atheist, but if I was going to be a Christian, by gosh, I would be a Mormon!"
I laughed. They laughed. And they left.:)