Then you know exactly the kind of person I`m talking about. "Anal retentive" doesn't quite describe some people.<quoted text>
Although I'm usually not an unkind or vulgar person, this one woman in my past really got under my skin. She was probably the tightest, stingiest human I've ever met. I finally had enough of her, and said "If your vagina is as tight as your purse, you couldn't get a toothpick in it with a sledgehammer."
Amazingly, she thought I was giving her a compliment!
I imagine she would think it was a compliment. I bet Kimar thinks I complimented him too.