Giant flying roaches were renamed to palmetto bugs by Florida realtors.<quoted text>
I've had those palmetto bugs eat the silicone nose pads of my glasses to get the salt while I was sleeping.
Roaches are also known to drink the saliva from the corners of your mouth while you are sleeping.
Be careful nodding off in that recliner. They love salty potato chips and cheese puffs.
For those who don't know... Four of them can carry your garbage to the curb!
The love bug is our largest problem twice a year.
my lazy boy recliner has:
10 motor (vibrators) massage, heat, small refrigerator under left arm, standard telephone under right arm. They don't make this model anymore. 10 motor massage and heat are still made but not the extra under arm.