Is there toilet paper in muslim heaven?
Is so, would they still need to observe their left hand/right hand rigmarole?
Never mind all the male relatives, where are they going to find 72 virgins for each martyr willing to give up their virginity (and lives) so said martyr (by definition, mass murderer) can fook the virginity off them?
Then of course why the hell would some guy want to be surrounded by 72 inexperienced and gagging virgins?
Then of course, just like bombs (and toilet paper) virginity can only be used once, after said martyr has had his way 72 times then hes stuck with used goods just like every other guy
Definately not thought through