My Challenge To Atheists!!!

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Tall Guy

Atlanta, GA

#1 Jul 14, 2013
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm that comes in your area and dare God to strike you down and kill you. Preferably a open area too so it is just you and God. After all what do you have to lose with this bet since you are 100% positive God doesn't exist.

REPENT BEFORE THIS BET BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE, YOU ARE DOOMED.

Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and UNBELIEVING, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#2 Jul 14, 2013
Tall Guy wrote:
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm that comes in your area and dare God to strike you down and kill you. Preferably a open area too so it is just you and God. After all what do you have to lose with this bet since you are 100% positive God doesn't exist.
REPENT BEFORE THIS BET BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE, YOU ARE DOOMED.
Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and UNBELIEVING, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Since you say god is real walk blind folded across a freeway in peak hour asking your god to protect you (good luck)
Crolath

Millville, CA

#3 Jul 14, 2013
Tall Guy wrote:
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm that comes in your area and dare God to strike you down and kill you. Preferably a open area too so it is just you and God. After all what do you have to lose with this bet since you are 100% positive God doesn't exist.
REPENT BEFORE THIS BET BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE, YOU ARE DOOMED.
Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and UNBELIEVING, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
I have done so multiple times throughout my (long) life, to no ill effect. Now, since you are a believer, I challenge you to perform a little Mark 16:18 - let us know how that turns out.
Amused

Amesbury, MA

#4 Jul 15, 2013
Not a problem. I've also done this many times. In return for me doing it again, please go to your local zoo. Go to the lion enclosure. Climb the fence. Swim the moat. Hang out with the lions. Supposedly, Daniel did this and came out unscathed, so your deity allegedly has the technology to do this.

Tell me where to send flowers to console your family for raising such a gullible man.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#5 Jul 15, 2013
Tall Guy wrote:
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm that comes in your area and dare God to strike you down and kill you.
I did. It thundered and rained something fierce too.

And guess what?

Your do-nothing non-god did... nothing.

As expected.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#6 Jul 15, 2013
Tall Guy wrote:
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm
Well... I tried to prove it was thundering last night and early this AM in Tulsa, but the weather websites don't care for yesterday very much.

But we had a massive T-storm last night and this AM.

It reminded me of Thor's hammer.

You remember Thor, don't you? He has a massively large hammer, and he uses it to smash evil and other things.

What was it that happened to your godling again?

Oh, that's right-- your god got his pansy-azz nailed to a stick...

... and Thor has a hammer...

.... put it together, dude.

Put it together.

<laughing>
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#7 Jul 15, 2013
"He" (all gods are apparently 'he') would've struck me long ago too.
:-)
He'd never even let me finish writing th

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#8 Jul 15, 2013
Tall Guy wrote:
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm that comes in your area and dare God to strike you down and kill you. Preferably a open area too so it is just you and God. After all what do you have to lose with this bet since you are 100% positive God doesn't exist.
REPENT BEFORE THIS BET BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE, YOU ARE DOOMED.
Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and UNBELIEVING, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
LOL! Why the need to have us do it during a thunderstorm? Is your 'god' so inept that he cannot strike us down with a bolt of lightning on a clear day?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#9 Jul 15, 2013
TerryL wrote:
<quoted text>LOL! Why the need to have us do it during a thunderstorm? Is your 'god' so inept that he cannot strike us down with a bolt of lightning on a clear day?
Indeed. That would seem to be the case.

And a simple Franklin Lightning Rod would easily protect a person from the "wrath" of this inept god too.

Imagine that?

<laughing>

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#10 Jul 15, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
Indeed. That would seem to be the case.
And a simple Franklin Lightning Rod would easily protect a person from the "wrath" of this inept god too.
Imagine that?
<laughing>
It still amazes me that someone can type a 'comment' like that, re-read it and still think it's a worth posting.

I guess, if you're an aspiring gotbot, just tacking on a bible passage to the end of a mind-numbingly inane post gives it all the support it needs.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#11 Jul 15, 2013
TerryL wrote:
<quoted text>It still amazes me that someone can type a 'comment' like that, re-read it and still think it's a worth posting.
I guess, if you're an aspiring gotbot, just tacking on a bible passage to the end of a mind-numbingly inane post gives it all the support it needs.
Well...it's a long Tradition to use the bible to support whichever pogrom against humanity you were wanting to do in the first place.

Is it not? Look at the current fiasco in Texas, for example: it's now illegal for women to bring in feminine hygiene products, and for diabetics to bring in packets of sugar too-- into the Texas senate.

But it's quite legal to bring in your loaded gun--provided you have a proper license for it, naturally.

They even have an expedited entry process for gun-toting <adjective, noun here>.

And I'm quite sure, the **men** responsible for this are all bible-believing sorts.
Amused

Amesbury, MA

#12 Jul 15, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
...They even have an expedited entry process for gun-toting <adjective, noun here>.
...
Can I play? For my adjective, I choose "short-dicked"
For my noun, I choose "cowboys".

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#13 Jul 15, 2013
Amused wrote:
<quoted text>
Can I play? For my adjective, I choose "short-dicked"
For my noun, I choose "cowboys".
LOL!

I was momentarily at a loss for PG13 words to use there, so...

:)
Thinking

Atlanta, GA

#14 Jul 15, 2013
Revelation 21:8
New International Version (NIV)
8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”
LCN Llin

United States

#15 Jul 15, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
I did. It thundered and rained something fierce too.
And guess what?
Your do-nothing non-god did... nothing.
As expected.
God does not post all day long on Topix, the same post for years ;-)
LOL
LCN Llin

United States

#16 Jul 15, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!
I was momentarily at a loss for PG13 words to use there, so...
:)
"... momentarily at a loss..."
LOL
LCN Llin

United States

#17 Jul 15, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
Well... I tried to prove it was thundering last night a..........
<laughing>
We are laughing too.
Keep up the entertainment
LOL

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#18 Jul 16, 2013
LCN Llin wrote:
<quoted text>
God does not post all day long on Topix, the same post for years ;-)
LOL
If your god was real, you wouldn't need to be here lying to us about it.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#19 Jul 16, 2013
Tall Guy wrote:
Since God doesn't exist, I dare you to go outside during the next thunderstorm that comes in your area and dare God to strike you down and kill you. Preferably a open area too so it is just you and God. After all what do you have to lose with this bet since you are 100% positive God doesn't exist.
REPENT BEFORE THIS BET BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE, YOU ARE DOOMED.
Revelation 21:8
8 But the fearful, and UNBELIEVING, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
LOL...did you think about this at all before you typed it out? God doesn't exist, but if he did it's hilarious that you think he would play some sort of petty game lmao! Oh and you're on LOL!
Thinking

York, UK

#20 Jul 16, 2013
Hello my tiny todgered tribute troll, you must realise that as a liar yourself, this scripture is no comfort for you.
Thinking wrote:
Revelation 21:8
New International Version (NIV)
8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

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