Is the bible a fairy tale?
The Dude

Birkenhead, UK

#473 May 3, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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Then why did you bring it up?
I didn't. She did. That was the point.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#474 May 3, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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I didn't. She did. That was the point.
No, you brought it up, asking about Tommy Lee Jones' quote in the tunnel.

Then you said, "I don't care".
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#475 May 3, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
What scripture says VWD and The Lord laughing at them?
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Isaiah 61:2 and Job 21:30 among others. As for the rest you'll have to google it but it is in there. Here's another one, Psalm 2:4 "He that sits in the heavens shall laugh; the Lord shall have them in derision".
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#476 May 3, 2013
emperorjohn wrote:
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Have you read your bible.
I do read the bible John and the belief in God is in and of itself insanity. All of my theology and doctrine is based on the OT and has developed thru meditation. I know it all sounds very crazy and if somebody had told me this 30 years ago I would've thought they were crazy too. But I do sincerely believe and also practice what I preach.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#477 May 3, 2013
Thinking wrote:
susanblange's Vag: Weeping, Damaged.
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If I understood what you meant, there's a scripture about that, Job 16:15 "I have sewed sackcloth upon my skin, and defiled my horn in the dust". A horn is a phallic symbol of power and a little horn represents a woman. Daniel 7:8. Job 16 is also about the "crucifixion" and it was a sexual act of torture perpetrated by Satan (the reincarnation of Adam)
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#478 May 3, 2013
TerryL wrote:
<quoted text>It's funny... every time I read one of your posts the theme from "The Twilight Zone" starts playing in my head
"We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy" Seal
Thinking

Salisbury, UK

#479 May 3, 2013
According to the OT, if you burn a couple of birds you'll be just fine.
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>If I understood what you meant, there's a scripture about that, Job 16:15 "I have sewed sackcloth upon my skin, and defiled my horn in the dust". A horn is a phallic symbol of power and a little horn represents a woman. Daniel 7:8. Job 16 is also about the "crucifixion" and it was a sexual act of torture perpetrated by Satan (the reincarnation of Adam)

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#480 May 3, 2013
Thinking wrote:
According to the OT, if you burn a couple of birds you'll be just fine.
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You make no sense
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#481 May 3, 2013
Thinking wrote:
According to the OT, if you burn a couple of birds you'll be just fine.
<quoted text>
It'll actually be an eye for an eye, wound for wound, stripe for stripe. Isaiah 27:1 "In that day, the Lord with his sore and great and strong sword, shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent, and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea".
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#482 May 3, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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My two favorite failed doomsdays are global cooling and global warming.
...guess they averaged out.
God will create a new heavens and a new earth so all those problems will be taken care of. Also, the hole in the ozone layer.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#483 May 3, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>God will create a new heavens and a new earth so all those problems will be taken care of. Also, the hole in the ozone layer.
Warning: mental illness at work

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#484 May 3, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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My two favorite failed doomsdays are global cooling and global warming.
...guess they averaged out.
Coming from a guy that believes jesus rode on the backs of dinosaurs.

When you laugh at science, it shows us how stupid you really are, creationist troll.

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#485 May 3, 2013
Buck's fatass would need a stout dinosaur! His girth would crush a raptor :))
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Coming from a guy that believes jesus rode on the backs of dinosaurs.

When you laugh at science, it shows us how stupid you really are, creationist troll.
Lincoln

United States

#486 May 3, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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My two favorite failed doomsdays are global cooling and global warming.
...guess they averaged out.
Polar Ice Caps melting as fast as the chances of the Republican Party!

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#487 May 3, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Buck's fatass would need a stout dinosaur! His girth would crush a raptor :))
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I bet Educated What, Buck Crick & Lincoln are in fact the same person.

Its so obvious by now.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#488 May 3, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Buck's fatass would need a stout dinosaur! His girth would crush a raptor :))
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Likely he rode on a brontosaur ... of whom he gave a run for it's money, size-wise.

I saw where Buck went to the Zoo-- and had to leave, as all the male hippos kept trying to seduce him. Buck was all for it, but Zoo security escorted him out.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#489 May 3, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
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Warning: mental illness at work
How many times do I have to say this, I agree. Psalm 38:7 "For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease, and thee is no soundness in my flesh" Believing in God borders on insanity.
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#490 May 3, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
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I bet Educated What, Buck Crick & Lincoln are in fact the same person.
Its so obvious by now.
What makes me laugh it that they feel they have to try to relegate any healthy skepticism or rational disbelief in god(s) to the level of their superstitious belief in god(s).

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#491 May 3, 2013
Lmfao! Well Buck did admit to having some man loving while in jail. Sad those zoo officials stopped him from meeting his hippo soul mate.

Lol! Fat Chrostholes like Buck so much fun to laugh at!:))
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Likely he rode on a brontosaur ... of whom he gave a run for it's money, size-wise.

I saw where Buck went to the Zoo-- and had to leave, as all the male hippos kept trying to seduce him. Buck was all for it, but Zoo security escorted him out.
KJV

United States

#492 May 3, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Why?

You are not worthy of respect.

Neither are your ugly fantasy-delusions of a terrorist-god who will (according to YOU) torture everyone forever.

That is NOT respect-worthy.

But nice try...
"Why?

You are not worthy of respect. "

LOL. Said the turd prober.

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