Is the bible a fairy tale?

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#453 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>That's what "made it up" means, created. I haven't learned anything...."
Correct.

The rest of your post is just word salad.

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#454 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>You must be projecting, Richard. "Love your neighbor as you love yourself" I'm not going to break one of Gods commandments.
Me project??? I am not predicting and preying for the end of the world.

You are just another godbot loser in a long line of godbot losers who have predicted the end of the world and just like all the other losers before you, you will fail.

I make the following predictions:-

1. You will fail.
2. When you fail you will make some excuse as to why.
3. Then you will go into a depression because of your failure.

All the while we atheists will laugh at you.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#455 May 2, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
Me project??? I am not predicting and preying for the end of the world.
You are just another godbot loser in a long line of godbot losers who have predicted the end of the world and just like all the other losers before you, you will fail.
I make the following predictions:-
1. You will fail.
2. When you fail you will make some excuse as to why.
3. Then you will go into a depression because of your failure.
All the while we atheists will laugh at you.
"The Lord shall laugh at them, for he sees that his day is coming" We'll see who laughs last and I didn't know you were an atheist, that explains it. Go figure...

Buck Crick

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#456 May 2, 2013
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>
Do you remember what Tommy Lee Jones said to Harrison Ford in the tunnel?
"Honk your horn"?

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#457 May 2, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>

But I am done with you, at least for now.
..i will miss you.:)

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#458 May 2, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
Now, now...'loose' is the default value for all slot machines!
But every now and then, when the moon is at the right level and your joint just kicked in, you do win big enough to go home with dignity, And probably blow all your winnings on something you find pleasurable
Some say money cannot buy happiness I heartily disagree
It may not buy happiness but it can certainly rent it indefinitely until the money is gone
...sorry, I was in a hurry, again! lol.. I meant lose. my oops!:)

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#459 May 2, 2013
What scripture says VWD and The Lord laughing at them?
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>It stands for Vengeance, Wrath, and Destruction. "The Lord shall laugh at them, for he sees that his day is coming".

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#460 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>"The Lord shall laugh at them, for he sees that his day is coming" We'll see who laughs last and I didn't know you were an atheist, that explains it. Go figure...
1. Here is a list of failed doomsdays:-
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

2. We atheists will have the last laugh .... as usual.

3. The only figuring here was that you are a nut job and the took about 2 minutes.

“Sombrero Galaxy”

Since: Jan 10

I'm An Illegal Alien

#461 May 3, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The Christian god cannot send anybody to hell. The God of Israel is the author of life and death. Nobody inherits sin, we are defined by our own actions and God does not approve of human sacrifice. Nobody can die for your sin except you.
Have you read your bible.

“Sombrero Galaxy”

Since: Jan 10

I'm An Illegal Alien

#462 May 3, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I am not a Christian, Dude and I believe Jesus is the son of Satan (Adam). Nobody has told me or taught me anything, except the Holy Spirit. All of my theology and doctrine comes from the Hebrew bible and most of it is original. I do believe in the second coming of Jesus though, but he's been reincarnated and this time he's not going to make it to heaven and he's going to burst into flames (spontaneous combustion). He is and will be the leader of the sons of darkness, the wicked. I do not know yet exactly when VWD Day will be and it's more of a general time than a specific day.
Don't you realize how stupid you sound.
Thinking

Taunton, UK

#463 May 3, 2013
susanblange's Vag: Weeping, Damaged.
Givemeliberty wrote:
VWD? Is that venereal warts day? Start using condoms and you won't have to worry with them anymore.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!
<quoted text>

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#464 May 3, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
What scripture says VWD and The Lord laughing at them?
<quoted text>
VWD ---> 5 Wheel Drive.
bobdude

Pittsburgh, PA

#465 May 3, 2013
youtube.com/watch... ………
unaccurate farth strory untrue
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#466 May 3, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
<quoted text>
...sorry, I was in a hurry, again! lol.. I meant lose. my oops!:)
I never pay any attention to spelling errors and typos

Much ado about nothing

Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss Steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
its letter perfect awl the weigh
my checker tolled me sew.


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"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

The defense rests... ;)

If you must litigate this
Contact solicitors: Dewey, Cheatum and Howe
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#467 May 3, 2013
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~~(@@)
~oOo--O--oOo--
POPE FRANCIS TELLS POPE BENEDICT TO STOP ROLLING HIS EYES IN MEETINGS

VATICAN CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Pope Emeritus Benedict’s return to the Vatican began on a sour note today as the current Pope, Francis, reprimanded him for rolling his eyes sarcastically during meetings, observers said.

The trouble started when the former Pope showed up at a meeting Francis scheduled to discuss plans for his Christmas mass, a meeting that “Benedict wasn’t even invited to,” a Vatican source said.

“It was awkward,” the source said.“Francis started talking about making an appeal to the world’s poor, and then Benedict started sighing in this really loud and obnoxious way.”

After about ten minutes of suffering through Benedict’s sighing and eye-rolling, Francis “totally called him out on it,” the source said, adding,“What Benedict was doing was totally disrespectful. Plus, he is supposed to be retired, so he shouldn’t have been wearing his Pope costume.”

Reached at his apartment at the Vatican, Benedict downplayed the incident, saying he “was just trying to be helpful.”

“Look, Francis is insecure—I get that,” he said.“He’s new at being Pope and it’s not surprising that he’s making so many mistakes. Once he checks his ego at the door, I think he’ll thank his lucky stars that old Benedict is around to back him up.”

Sources said that Benedict ignited tensions upon his return to Vatican City earlier this week when he posted a sign outside his residence reading “Home of the Original Pope.”
Thinking

Croydon, UK

#468 May 3, 2013
In the religitard's case, the most dangerous nut is the one holding the steering wheel.
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
VWD ---> 5 Wheel Drive.

Buck Crick

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#469 May 3, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
<quoted text>
1. Here is a list of failed doomsdays:-
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
2. We atheists will have the last laugh .... as usual.
3. The only figuring here was that you are a nut job and the took about 2 minutes.
My two favorite failed doomsdays are global cooling and global warming.

...guess they averaged out.

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#470 May 3, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I am not a Christian, Dude and I believe Jesus is the son of Satan (Adam). Nobody has told me or taught me anything, except the Holy Spirit. All of my theology and doctrine comes from the Hebrew bible and most of it is original. I do believe in the second coming of Jesus though, but he's been reincarnated and this time he's not going to make it to heaven and he's going to burst into flames (spontaneous combustion). He is and will be the leader of the sons of darkness, the wicked. I do not know yet exactly when VWD Day will be and it's more of a general time than a specific day.
It's funny... every time I read one of your posts the theme from "The Twilight Zone" starts playing in my head
The Dude

Birkenhead, UK

#471 May 3, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>No, what did he say?
"I don't care."

Buck Crick

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#472 May 3, 2013
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>
"I don't care."
Then why did you bring it up?

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