Is the bible a fairy tale?

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#433 May 2, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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That's odd Suzie Q I have a vision time I sit in front of a slot machine - I envision riches
You gotta spin to win
lol, or loose... sorry I just had to say that...:)
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#434 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not going to nail down a specific date or even year, but according to scripture it's going to be soon. I don't think I'd even tell everybody if I knew but God will probably reveal it to me. "If there be a prophet among you, I the Lord will make myself known unto him in a vision and will speak unto him in a dream"
Ah, so basically you have a super-massive ego. You can see now why it's a miracle how so many creationists can fit onto one continent.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#435 May 2, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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Ah, so basically you have a super-massive ego. You can see now why it's a miracle how so many creationists can fit onto one continent.
I should have a big ego, Dude, but I really don't probably because I've been publicly humiliated. I'm actually very meek and lowly. And it's just as well because there's nothing you can do in secret that is not known. God will bring down the arrogant and exalt the humble. "Before honor is humility"
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#436 May 2, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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lol, or loose... sorry I just had to say that...:)
Now, now...'loose' is the default value for all slot machines!

But every now and then, when the moon is at the right level and your joint just kicked in, you do win big enough to go home with dignity, And probably blow all your winnings on something you find pleasurable

Some say money cannot buy happiness I heartily disagree

It may not buy happiness but it can certainly rent it indefinitely until the money is gone
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#437 May 2, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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Now, now...'loose' is the default value for all slot machines!
But every now and then, when the moon is at the right level and your joint just kicked in, you do win big enough to go home with dignity, And probably blow all your winnings on something you find pleasurable
Some say money cannot buy happiness I heartily disagree
It may not buy happiness but it can certainly rent it indefinitely until the money is gone
The scripture says, "money answers all things"

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Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#438 May 2, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Bob, Bob, Bob... you get so excited being accusatory. Show me where I am judgmental, without being completely attacked first.
You are judgemental to ME, pretty much from your first post to me, too.

But I am done with you, at least for now.

Booooring.

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Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#439 May 2, 2013
emperorjohn wrote:
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Maybe the Christian God wants an excuse to send people to hell. After all, he allowed us to inherit original sin. He knows and sees all, yet allows evil people to exists. He chose to send his sacrifice(Jewus) at a time which he knew that most people would not hear of him(Jewus) and he made belief in Jewus a requirement for salvation.
Well, that would make the christian god ... pretty much a dick.

And one thing I've learned about, from dealing with the public for so many years?

Is that there is one thing about dicks you can count on: that they don't wait around very long, before feeding into their dickishness.

Archeology has shown that humans have been around for 15,000 years or more-- likely more.

And that is far too long a span, if the dickhead in question is an actual....

.... god.

To a dick of GODLIKE proportions? I would have expected nothing less than near-total wipe out of human civilization not once, but multiple times, within a short period. I'm talking back to the stone-age, barely 1000 survivors sort of disaster.

Every couple of hundred years or so-- just long enough to get a large enough group to get a REALLY good payday on being a dick.

Since archeology shows us that hasn't happened?

Well.... god isn't real-- not as portrayed by ANY "holy" book.

Since: May 10

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#440 May 2, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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Ah, so basically you have a super-massive ego. You can see now why it's a miracle how so many creationists can fit onto one continent.
And it"s a miracle how so much dumbass fit into you.

Must have used a shoehorn.
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#441 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I should have a big ego, Dude, but I really don't probably because I've been publicly humiliated. I'm actually very meek and lowly. And it's just as well because there's nothing you can do in secret that is not known. God will bring down the arrogant and exalt the humble. "Before honor is humility"
Of course you don't have a big ego, because you had a dream where the Divine Himself told you that sometime next year you're getting the True Info on the return of Jesus. How lowly, meek and humble.
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#442 May 2, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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And it"s a miracle how so much dumbass fit into you.
Must have used a shoehorn.
You've been working on that joke for months and this is your shining moment! It's all downhill for you from here on.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#443 May 2, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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You've been working on that joke for months and this is your shining moment! It's all downhill for you from here on.
No doubt someone told it to him-- about him...
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#444 May 2, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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Of course you don't have a big ego, because you had a dream where the Divine Himself told you that sometime next year you're getting the True Info on the return of Jesus. How lowly, meek and humble.
I am not a Christian, Dude and I believe Jesus is the son of Satan (Adam). Nobody has told me or taught me anything, except the Holy Spirit. All of my theology and doctrine comes from the Hebrew bible and most of it is original. I do believe in the second coming of Jesus though, but he's been reincarnated and this time he's not going to make it to heaven and he's going to burst into flames (spontaneous combustion). He is and will be the leader of the sons of darkness, the wicked. I do not know yet exactly when VWD Day will be and it's more of a general time than a specific day.
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#445 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I am not a Christian, Dude and I believe
Do you remember what Tommy Lee Jones said to Harrison Ford in the tunnel?

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#446 May 2, 2013
VWD? Is that venereal warts day? Start using condoms and you won't have to worry with them anymore.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I am not a Christian, Dude and I believe Jesus is the son of Satan (Adam). Nobody has told me or taught me anything, except the Holy Spirit. All of my theology and doctrine comes from the Hebrew bible and most of it is original. I do believe in the second coming of Jesus though, but he's been reincarnated and this time he's not going to make it to heaven and he's going to burst into flames (spontaneous combustion). He is and will be the leader of the sons of darkness, the wicked. I do not know yet exactly when VWD Day will be and it's more of a general time than a specific day.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#447 May 2, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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Do you remember what Tommy Lee Jones said to Harrison Ford in the tunnel?
No, what did he say?
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#448 May 2, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
VWD? Is that venereal warts day? Start using condoms and you won't have to worry with them anymore.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!
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It stands for Vengeance, Wrath, and Destruction. "The Lord shall laugh at them, for he sees that his day is coming".

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#449 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>I am not a Christian, Dude and I believe Jesus is the son of Satan (Adam). Nobody has told me or taught me anything, except the Holy Spirit. All of my theology and doctrine comes from the Hebrew bible....
You are quite correct because you have learned nothing.

BTW. There is no such thing as "the Hebrew bible".
susanblange wrote:
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and most of it is original.

....
In other words you just made it up.

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#450 May 2, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>It stands for Vengeance, Wrath, and Destruction. "The Lord shall laugh at them, for he sees that his day is coming".
Translation:-
"I hate myself and the world so much that I want to see it all dead."

You must have a very lonely pathetic life.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#451 May 2, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
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You are quite correct because you have learned nothing.
BTW. There is no such thing as "the Hebrew bible".
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In other words you just made it up.
That's what "made it up" means, created. I haven't learned anything. The root of knowledge is the source of knowledge. Isaiah 11:2 "And the Spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding, the spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the Lord..."
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#452 May 2, 2013
Richardfs wrote:
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Translation:-
"I hate myself and the world so much that I want to see it all dead."
You must have a very lonely pathetic life.
You must be projecting, Richard. "Love your neighbor as you love yourself" I'm not going to break one of Gods commandments.

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