Is the bible a fairy tale?
The Dude

Macclesfield, UK

#392 May 1, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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But creators do.
Then you must respect the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Creator and Lord of the universe. RAMEN!
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#393 May 1, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Yep.
You would think that, since it's such an almighty important message? That Gawd would've at least waited for Radio to be invented-- so the whole world could witness those "heavenly angels" and sh7t.
But noooo.... a bronze-age culture, who was so primitive they thought the earth was a flat disc on the backs of 4 posts? Seriously? What were the posts on? More posts? Or perhaps elephants? Maybe it was turtles?
.... what a dumb and stupid god, to choose that time-frame.
Since everyone BEFORE that? Got a free pass, if they were more or less good people ...
That's what I was taught: before Jewsus, if you were reasonably good? You got picked up by Jewsus from hades when he went there for 3 days ....
... come to think of it? Why didn't Jewsus wait until the END of civilization before coming? That way, all the muss and fuss could have been 100% avoided--just pick everyone who was good-- at the end of everything.
Think of all those evil church bake sales that would not have accidentally poisoned people, that would be avoided....!
....!!
Not to mention, all those pedophile priests-- who would NOT have diddled the little kids...!!
How much better, to have waited until the end....!
The god of the bible is kind of stupid...
The real God is coming now, at the end when knowledge is increased. The god of the new testament is not God at all, he's a new god, who came newly up whom our fathers feared not. The pedophile priests are in the bible, Malachi 2:1-10

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#394 May 1, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The real God is coming now, at the end when knowledge is increased. The god of the new testament is not God at all, he's a new god, who came newly up whom our fathers feared not. The pedophile priests are in the bible, Malachi 2:1-10
Another mentally ill theist lying about god again, presenting no evidence, just 100% lies.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#395 May 1, 2013
Amused wrote:
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You don't need a miracle or a savior, just penicillin.
"Soundness" has to do with a mental state, you've heard of an unsound mind?
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#396 May 1, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>"Soundness" has to do with a mental state, you've heard of an unsound mind?
Funny you should say that .....!

“Think&Care”

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#397 May 1, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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But creators do.
Imaginary creators do not.

For that matter, evil creators do not either.

Buck Crick

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#398 May 1, 2013
polymath257 wrote:
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Imaginary creators do not.
For that matter, evil creators do not either.
If an imaginary thing is called "infinity", you believe it is real.

Double standard.
Amused

Taunton, MA

#399 May 1, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>"Soundness" has to do with a mental state, you've heard of an unsound mind?
Yes, I'm corresponding with a classic example of one.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#400 May 1, 2013
Amused wrote:
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Yes, I'm corresponding with a classic example of one.
I never denied it. The scriptures are all true.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#401 May 1, 2013
-Skeptic- wrote:
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Another mentally ill theist lying about god again, presenting no evidence, just 100% lies.
When the God of Israel comes on VWD Day, we'll see who the liar is. The Messiah is going to set the world on fire, literally ! The flying roll said, "I'm mad at the world" with flames of fire around the "mad". It also said, "I set the toilets on fire". Hell spins like a toilet. "The wicked shall be turned into hell..."
Thinking

Dundee, UK

#402 May 1, 2013
And the IPU (mhhnbs)

Ramen.
The Dude wrote:
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Then you must respect the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Creator and Lord of the universe. RAMEN!
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#403 May 1, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>When the God of Israel comes on VWD Day, we'll see who the liar is. The Messiah is going to set the world on fire, literally ! The flying roll said, "I'm mad at the world" with flames of fire around the "mad". It also said, "I set the toilets on fire". Hell spins like a toilet. "The wicked shall be turned into hell..."
And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23

Provide evidence that your God is the only true God in a way that religions other than yours cannot do.

Provide evidence that your holy book is true in a way that religions other than yours cannot do with theirs.

Until this time, and it will be an eternity - you are only one of many religious cult members - each claiming more or less the same immortality or enlightenment as others.

DON'T TAKE CHANCES!

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William D-Fens Foster

United States

#404 May 1, 2013
Lincoln wrote:
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If we do not know that these politicians are atheists ,it is in your words, "safe to assume that that thing does not exist."
No proof of atheism so assume that the argument lack merit?
President Obama and VP Biden are both practicing Christians.
There is no proof that you do not have sex with farm animals. So it follows, that you MUST have sex with farm animals.

Oh.. wait.. you mean logic doesn't work that way?

You mean, since I'm the one making the claim that you DO have sex with farm animals, I have to PROVE that you do? Not that you have to prove that you do not?

Well.. ok, let's go with that kind of logic. Since YOU and your ilk are the ones claiming that there is a invisible sky-daddy who watches everything we do (pinche pervert voyeur), and chooses a specific list of ten things that we should or should not do (none of those being "don't rape, enslave, or abuse others" or sensible things like "clean wounds properly") who claims to love us but will dole out an infinite punishment for finite infractions... it is up to you to prove the existence of said monster, and until such a time as you do, the default position is to continue functioning as if your assertion is untrue.
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#405 May 1, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23
Provide evidence that your God is the only true God in a way that religions other than yours cannot do.
Provide evidence that your holy book is true in a way that religions other than yours cannot do with theirs.
Until this time, and it will be an eternity - you are only one of many religious cult members - each claiming more or less the same immortality or enlightenment as others.
DON'T TAKE CHANCES!
You're a True Christian™ and can now take Advantage of my exciting new
RaptureReady® All-American asbestos suits.
eBay for 666€!
Muslim women will need my
RaptureReady® asbestos burkas.
Exciting stylish EyeView® porthole.
Available only in black.
Isralite model can be purchased wholesale @ Solomon Goldstein's Mail order only.
The rapture is a Christian myth, there's nothing about it in the OT and the OT is complete and needs no elaboration. What's going to happen is VWD Day, the first Day of the Lord and the enemies of God will burst into flames. There is only one second coming, not 3 or 4. I'm not trying to cram my religion down your throat like the Christians do, I'm just saying watch. This should happen by the end of 2014.
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#406 May 1, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The rapture is a Christian myth, there's nothing about it in the OT and the OT is complete and needs no elaboration. What's going to happen is VWD Day, the first Day of the Lord and the enemies of God will burst into flames. There is only one second coming, not 3 or 4. I'm not trying to cram my religion down your throat like the Christians do, I'm just saying watch. This should happen by the end of 2014.
You must be new to these forums
Roughly every six months or so we get another prophecy there was one last May

They were nice people pleasant not insulting genuinely kind the ones that I chatted with

However the inevitable day of salvation for them came and went like all others for thousands of years

Yours will likewise meet the same fate however I hope it doesn't for your sake

I remain skeptical until the day I see something happen

PS
Does anyone remember the end the world prophecies from 1/2 years ago in these forums?

End of times or something like that

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#407 May 1, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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projection...
Yes, yes -- you ARE guilty of projection.

I should have included that in my list-- here, amended-- happy now?
__________

I don't know you very well-- but I know you well enough:

You are highly--highly judgemental of other people.

You PRESUME that ONLY YOU can talk to this ... "god" of yours.

You enjoy thinking about how your god will torture other people forever and ever.

And you PROJECT your own failures, hate and bigotry onto others.

And that is enough to dismiss you as a fraud.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#408 May 1, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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But creators do.
Really?

How about a creator of disaster-- someone who deliberately creates a situation where many people die.

Is THAT worthy of respect?

No?

Hmmm.... take a close look at your Bible-- in it, your god does EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID: your god creates situations where many people are murdered by your god.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#409 May 1, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>The real God is coming now, at the end when knowledge is increased. The god of the new testament is not God at all, he's a new god, who came newly up whom our fathers feared not. The pedophile priests are in the bible, Malachi 2:1-10
Poe.

Ignored (apart from this, one observation)

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#410 May 1, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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If an imaginary thing is called "infinity", you believe it is real.
Double standard.
Oh, buckster...

... you are >so< free from the ravages of intelligence...
susanblange

Norfolk, VA

#411 May 1, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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You must be new to these forums
Roughly every six months or so we get another prophecy there was one last May
They were nice people pleasant not insulting genuinely kind the ones that I chatted with
However the inevitable day of salvation for them came and went like all others for thousands of years
Yours will likewise meet the same fate however I hope it doesn't for your sake
I remain skeptical until the day I see something happen
PS
Does anyone remember the end the world prophecies from 1/2 years ago in these forums?
End of times or something like that
I'm not nailing down a certain date, Imhotep or even a certain year but according to scripture it will be soon. If you read Isaiah 19 it talks about everything that's been happening in Egypt and it includes the Messiah in the scenario at the same time. VWD Day could happen at any time and after the fact it will be declared to be the Day of Vengeance. 1984 was the "acceptable year of the Lord" Isaiah 61:2, so it's been almost 30 years.

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