Is the bible a fairy tale?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3494 Jul 31, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
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Last I heard he was hanging out with Mikey, but he could be with Donald.
LOL!

Perhaps he was picked up by animal control?
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3495 Aug 1, 2013
What percentage of the time is that wrong?
Nearly 50%.
So I don't really think you're an authority on "Pluto's place", twart.
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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So sad, you don't know where Pluto is.
Clue: it past Uranus.
Poor sad little boy.
Amused

Dracut, MA

#3496 Aug 1, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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So sad, you don't know where Pluto is.
Clue: it past Uranus.
Poor sad little boy.
Nothing gets past Uranus. That's why you are so full of sh*t.
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3497 Aug 1, 2013
The Almighty Twart with Michael Douglas in "Faecal Impaction"
Amused wrote:
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Nothing gets past Uranus. That's why you are so full of sh*t.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3498 Aug 1, 2013
Thinking wrote:
What percentage of the time is that wrong?
Nearly 50%.
So I don't really think you're an authority on "Pluto's place", twart.
<quoted text>
Yep. He thinks that "planetary alignment" is the same as a row of dominoes...

...!!

What a moron he is.
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3499 Aug 1, 2013
In the UK, religious attendance is falling like a row of dominoes.
Our last winter was particularly harsh and thinned their ranks significantly.
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Yep. He thinks that "planetary alignment" is the same as a row of dominoes...
...!!
What a moron he is.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#3500 Aug 1, 2013
Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>What percentage of the time is that wrong?
Nearly 50%.
So I don't really think you're an authority on "Pluto's place", twart.
50%. LMFAO

What a dolt!

"Is Pluto sometimes closer to us than Neptune?

Because Pluto has an orbit around the sun which is very elliptical, there are times when it crosses Neptune's orbit and is actually closer to the sun than Neptune. This happened recently during a twenty year period from 1979 to 1999. For now, Pluto is back to being farther away from the sun than Neptune. It will be more than 230 years before Pluto and Neptune trade places again. Pluto slips inside of Neptune's orbit once every 248 Earth years for a period of twenty years."

That's less then 10%.

What a nut job.

Oh and it will be 230 more years that I'm right with my comment.

Ya you sure showed me. Bawhahaha

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3501 Aug 1, 2013
Thinking wrote:
In the UK, religious attendance is falling like a row of dominoes.
Our last winter was particularly harsh and thinned their ranks significantly.
<quoted text>
Good. That is progress.
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3502 Aug 2, 2013
You said Pluto is past Uranus. Not further. Past.

"Further" and "past" do not have the same meaning.

For Pluto to be past Uranus they have to be on the same side of the Sun. Half of the time they are not on the same side.
So roughly 50% of the time you will be wrong.

Every fight you pick blows up in your woefully stupid face, twart.
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
50%. LMFAO
What a dolt!
"Is Pluto sometimes closer to us than Neptune?
Because Pluto has an orbit around the sun which is very elliptical, there are times when it crosses Neptune's orbit and is actually closer to the sun than Neptune. This happened recently during a twenty year period from 1979 to 1999. For now, Pluto is back to being farther away from the sun than Neptune. It will be more than 230 years before Pluto and Neptune trade places again. Pluto slips inside of Neptune's orbit once every 248 Earth years for a period of twenty years."
That's less then 10%.
What a nut job.
Oh and it will be 230 more years that I'm right with my comment.
Ya you sure showed me. Bawhahaha

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3503 Aug 2, 2013
Thinking wrote:
You said Pluto is past Uranus. Not further. Past.
"Further" and "past" do not have the same meaning.
For Pluto to be past Uranus they have to be on the same side of the Sun. Half of the time they are not on the same side.
So roughly 50% of the time you will be wrong.
Every fight you pick blows up in your woefully stupid face, twart.
<quoted text>
LOL!
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3504 Aug 2, 2013
That the almighty twart thinks it is right is very sad.
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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LOL!

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#3505 Aug 2, 2013
Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>You said Pluto is past Uranus. Not further. Past.

"Further" and "past" do not have the same meaning.

For Pluto to be past Uranus they have to be on the same side of the Sun. Half of the time they are not on the same side.
So roughly 50% of the time you will be wrong.

Every fight you pick blows up in your woefully stupid face, twart.
Wrong, when to talk about planets you start at the sun and work your way out. Pluto is past Neptune.

Red your face is.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#3506 Aug 2, 2013
Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>That the almighty twart thinks it is right is very sad.
50%. LMFAO

What a dolt!

"Is Pluto sometimes closer to us than Neptune?

Because Pluto has an orbit around the sun which is very elliptical, there are times when it crosses Neptune's orbit and is actually closer to the sun than Neptune. This happened recently during a twenty year period from 1979 to 1999. For now, Pluto is back to being farther away from the sun than Neptune. It will be more than 230 years before Pluto and Neptune trade places again. Pluto slips inside of Neptune's orbit once every 248 Earth years for a period of twenty years."

That's less then 10%.

What a nut job.

Oh and it will be 230 more years that I'm right with my comment.

Ya you sure showed me. Bawhahaha

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#3507 Aug 2, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
50%. LMFAO
What a dolt!
"Is Pluto sometimes closer to us than Neptune?
Because Pluto has an orbit around the sun which is very elliptical, there are times when it crosses Neptune's orbit and is actually closer to the sun than Neptune. This happened recently during a twenty year period from 1979 to 1999. For now, Pluto is back to being farther away from the sun than Neptune. It will be more than 230 years before Pluto and Neptune trade places again. Pluto slips inside of Neptune's orbit once every 248 Earth years for a period of twenty years."
That's less then 10%.
What a nut job.
Oh and it will be 230 more years that I'm right with my comment.
Ya you sure showed me. Bawhahaha
Athists will never share the unproven mental illness of a creationist.

Your stupidity cannot accept this fact.
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3508 Aug 3, 2013
Not if it's behind you, fuckwit.

We have a word in English called "further" that may help you in this context.
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong, when to talk about planets you start at the sun and work your way out. Pluto is past Neptune.
Red your face is.
Thinking

Royston, UK

#3509 Aug 3, 2013
If only you hadn't used the word "past", this wouldn't have blown up in your face. Once you've finished your little tantrum you'll dry your eyes and learn the rigour of the scientific method.
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
50%. LMFAO
What a dolt!
"Is Pluto sometimes closer to us than Neptune?
Because Pluto has an orbit around the sun which is very elliptical, there are times when it crosses Neptune's orbit and is actually closer to the sun than Neptune. This happened recently during a twenty year period from 1979 to 1999. For now, Pluto is back to being farther away from the sun than Neptune. It will be more than 230 years before Pluto and Neptune trade places again. Pluto slips inside of Neptune's orbit once every 248 Earth years for a period of twenty years."
That's less then 10%.
What a nut job.
Oh and it will be 230 more years that I'm right with my comment.
Ya you sure showed me. Bawhahaha

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#3510 Aug 3, 2013
Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>If only you hadn't used the word "past", this wouldn't have blown up in your face. Once you've finished your little tantrum you'll dry your eyes and learn the rigour of the scientific method.
Red your face is.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3511 Aug 3, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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Red your face is.
Clueless creationist liar with no proof of his ugly terrorist-godling.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#3512 Aug 3, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Clueless creationist liar with no proof of his ugly terrorist-godling.
Booby you are wrong I have proof.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#3514 Aug 3, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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Booby you are wrong I have proof.
Lies are not proof, stupid.

And all you **got** are your lies...

... kinda pathetic, really.

But-- the DEFINITIVE proof your god is NOT real?

The horrible bible: no god who CARED would permit such as it to even exist-- for all the EVIL it's directly responsible for.

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