“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

Since: Dec 10

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#2869 Jun 18, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
No I don't believe your faith.
I was created as man I did not come from apes as you did.
As faith goes strike me up as an unbeliever.
You are a comedy/tragedy , you were created by your parents.
Who's taxonomical status is the same as yours and mine.
We are the ultimate apex predator ape of planet Earth.
Humans, are you not a human being?

Since: Jun 13

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#2870 Jun 18, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>We all are apes.

The Almighty Tzar wrote, "
I am a man.
"

Doubtful. You do not exhibit the behaviors of an acutal man.

More likely, based on your behavior, is that you are about 2 years old...
Yes you are all ape.

I am all man.

Since: Jun 13

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#2871 Jun 18, 2013
Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>Naturally, moths fly towards light bulbs.

Naturally, christians voted for Hitler.
Before his crimes.

Since: Jun 13

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#2872 Jun 18, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>As faith goes strike me up as an unbeliever.
You are a comedy/tragedy , you were created by your parents.
Who's taxonomical status is the same as yours and mine.
We are the ultimate apex predator ape of planet Earth.
Humans, are you not a human being?
I didn't believe your myth.

I'm a man, you go right ahead being an ape, it fits you like a glove.

“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

Since: Dec 10

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#2873 Jun 18, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
I didn't believe your myth.
I'm a man, you go right ahead being an ape, it fits you like a glove.

Are you trying to say you're a alien from some other planet?

Since: Jun 13

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#2874 Jun 18, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>Are you trying to say you're a alien from some other planet?
Why so stupid?

A-Myth

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2875 Jun 18, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
An ape would not have a clue about men.
As if **you** understand what it means to be a man....

.... too funny by half!

My irony meter broke, too...

(and you're still an ape-- even though most self-respecting apes refuse to admit you to the club. You are not evolved enough...)

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2876 Jun 18, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
I was created as man ...
Yet... you act like a small-minded little child....

... hmmmmm.

Brain Damage?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2877 Jun 18, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually he does show us something besides contempt also.
True enough.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2878 Jun 18, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
I am all man.
Nope.

Your Jesus would not recognize you at all-- he would say, "get thee behind me, Satan" to you.

Because of your hateful ways, don'cha know...

... it's sad, when an **atheist** must **school** a Genuine Christian™ in his own religion...

... isn't it?
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#2879 Jun 18, 2013
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok, riddle me this batman. Where did time come from?
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.

God asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

http://m.youtube.com/...

Remember: Atheism is a nonprophet organization.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2880 Jun 18, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time.
God asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
http://m.youtube.com/...
Remember: Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
There is a local eatery in my town, that says "open 24 hours. Closes at 9 on Sundays"

Amusing.

“ The Lord of delirious minds.”

Since: Dec 10

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#2881 Jun 18, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
Nope.
Your Jesus would not recognize you at all-- he would say, "get thee behind me, Satan" to you.
Because of your hateful ways, don'cha know...
... it's sad, when an **atheist** must **school** a Genuine Christian™ in his own religion...
... isn't it?
This is one of the stupids that nailed him up, now defends him. But before called him Satan.
I know what he is, he is just plain stupid...end of story.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#2882 Jun 18, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> This is one of the stupids that nailed him up, now defends him. But before called him Satan.
I know what he is, he is just plain stupid...end of story.
Yes.

I do love rubbing their noses in their own filth, though...

:)
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#2883 Jun 18, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
There is a local eatery in my town, that says "open 24 hours. Closes at 9 on Sundays"
Amusing.
Leno has a segment where he shows mistakes in print ads etc

I've been drifting off into humor lately. Bored!

Blasphemy of the 1st magnitude! <sarcasm>

OMG - LORD HAVE MERCY
<crosses self and genuflects>

I was so bored I even missed John for a while! < Pray for me Bob>

His usual 4 posts at one time Disappeared for longer than eight hours - I thought he croaked.

He's been slipping lately
Imhotep

Gainesville, FL

#2884 Jun 18, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
There is a local eatery in my town, that says "open 24 hours. Closes at 9 on Sundays"
Amusing.
BTW

How was your Father's Day?
wonderful I hope

My son daughter and three grandsons were here we had a marvelous time.
These days is hard to get the whole family together a one time.
This turned out to be the best yet.
Thinking

London, UK

#2885 Jun 18, 2013
Naturally, christians manned Hitler's gas chambers.
The Almighty Tzar wrote:
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Before his crimes.
Thinking

London, UK

#2887 Jun 19, 2013
It's "don't", my old bacon sandwich.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/22829318
Siro wrote:
<quoted text>
I was away for a while so I dont know the latest goss..
What I want to ask is how many dogs have you starved to death during my absence?
CunningLinguist

Lady Lake, FL

#2888 Jun 19, 2013
Siro wrote:
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I was away for a while so I dont know the latest goss..
What I want to ask is how many dogs have you starved to death during my absence?
You were gone?
Who knew... you had been released from the institution?
What is you're prognosis?
Is your brain finally on the mend, or are chemicals still necessary to maintain body functions?

Since: Jun 13

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#2889 Jun 19, 2013
Thinking wrote:
<quoted text>Naturally, christians manned Hitler's gas chambers.
Wrong just atheist lies.

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