You know how I love sarcasm...<quoted text>
She's playing 5 card stud, but with just 2 cards...
The lights are on, the door is open... nobody is home.
Bats in the belfry.
Squirrels in the attic.
Several cans short of a six-pack.
Her elevator does not go to the top floor-- in fact? It never leaves the basement...
So many screws loose upstairs, you can literally hear it rattle when she turns her head.
Her skull is 3 inches thick-- has to be, to support that perfect vacuum inside.
I used to collect these cutsy sayings, myself.
I composed this for Maggie... IF She is really Irish.
Eighty Four Three Hundred Big-Face =
"Go'way f*ck yourself". Equivalent to New York's "Get de f*ck outta here".
You Sicken My Pish =
you are annoying.would you bugger off.