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#287 Mar 29, 2013
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Plus Thor's girlfriend was hot.

Even the suggestion that Jesus shagged Mary Magdalene is balked at by many a fundie.
Jesus was called a Rabbi. Rabbi's must have a wife. I'll let you try and put 2 & 2 together.

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#288 Mar 29, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>Of course they can't say of she didn't shag the other 12! I bet a tax collector like Matthew would have had experience with light on coins ladies like her come tax time.
Nice showing off you ignorance again.

Mary Magdalene was not the prostitute named Mary. Two different women.

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#289 Mar 29, 2013
Lincoln wrote:
<quoted text>Runs like a broken record

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Lincoln:
the buybull is a book on evolution.

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#290 Mar 29, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Oooooh, good point.

Thor is all masculine and sh7te...

... whereas Jewsus is about as effeminate as you can get.

Not that there is anything bad about that, one way or another, but it's far more likely that Jewsus preferred ... men.

He >>did<< call John the disciple that he loved, after all.

But good old Thor was a manly-man.

Come to think of it, so was his girlfriend (but still very hot).

:D
No point. At least if you knew the bible this would not confuse you.

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Lexington, KY

#291 Mar 29, 2013
Could you be a bigger douchebag than Abraham? Your wife tells Abraham to bang the slave girl Hagar because she hasn't gotten pregnant. He does so and later when she gets pregnant and pops out her own fck trophy she says oh forget what I told you do before!

Force her and your child out ALONE into the harsh desert because we can't let a slave child inherit a coin.

And Abraham says... Sounds reasonable to me! Off you go raped slave girl and take your kid, that rape trophy with you!
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>World peace?

No, not at all, in fact because of Abraham's sin his two son the fathers of Islam and Jews were cursed to war until the second coming. God promised no peace until his return.

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Lexington, KY

#292 Mar 29, 2013
Take it up with the overwhelming majority of churches who disagree with you.

It's a work of fiction, who cares there are better works of fiction anyways.
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>Nice showing off you ignorance again.

Mary Magdalene was not the prostitute named Mary. Two different women.
Lincoln

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#293 Mar 29, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Take it up with the overwhelming majority of churches who disagree with you.
It's a work of fiction, who cares there are better works of fiction anyways.
<quoted text>
funny you seem frustrated with belief in nothing :-)
science and atheism seem strangers to each other

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

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Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#294 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
World peace?
No, not at all, in fact because of Abraham's sin his two son the fathers of Islam and Jews were cursed to war until the second coming. God promised no peace until his return.
Your do-nothing god cannot manage Isrial peace, let along WORLD peace.

Thor: 3

Zombie-Jewsus: still zero.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

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#295 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
It's so weird that atheist talk to their excrement before flushing.
Weird just weird.
At least they flush.

In direct contrast to YOU who collects your own sh7t, and flings it at passers by..

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

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#296 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
Jesus was called a Rabbi. Rabbi's must have a wife. I'll let you try and put 2 & 2 together.
So?

He was still John's lover. Just because he was also a good Jew, and had a wife, doesn't mean he wasn't gay.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

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#297 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
Nice showing off you ignorance again.
Mary Magdalene was not the prostitute named Mary. Two different women.
So what?

They were all 100% fiction-- no more real than Harry Potter and his gang of wizards.

At least with Harry, they didn't try to pretend it wasn't magic...

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

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#298 Mar 29, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
No point. At least if you knew the bible this would not confuse you.
I'm not confused-- your book of John keeps repeating the mantra that John was Jewsus' gay lover:

"the disciple whom Jesus loved" about a hundred times or so.

That's clearly an indication that John and Jewsus loved the gay sex thing.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#299 Mar 29, 2013
True worshippers of the Norse gods don't suicide bomb each other.

Thor wins.
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Your do-nothing god cannot manage Isrial peace, let along WORLD peace.

Thor: 3

Zombie-Jewsus: still zero.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

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#300 Mar 30, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
Buybull is that a book on atheism?
Yes, and reading it has, still does and will continue to create non-believers.

For the theist's god of the Holy Bible, is anything but a god, and his holy tomes a wake up call to sanity. It is as ludicrous as if you were teaching us that Babar the elephant were as real as your local Wal-mart, or as real as your neighborhood after church Sunday all you can eat hogfest.

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#301 Mar 30, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
World peace?
No, not at all, in fact because of Abraham's sin his two son the fathers of Islam and Jews were cursed to war until the second coming. God promised no peace until his return.
Jesus talking to his twelve apostles...

"And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come."

Matthew 10:22-23

He lied to them.

Looks like you've been conned.

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Nottingham, UK

#302 Mar 30, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not confused-- your book of John keeps repeating the mantra that John was Jewsus' gay lover:
"the disciple whom Jesus loved" about a hundred times or so.
That's clearly an indication that John and Jewsus loved the gay sex thing.
It's a well known fact that in the earliest Bibles, everything Jesus said wasn't in red - it was in mauve.

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#303 Mar 30, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
World peace?
No, not at all, in fact because of Abraham's sin his two son the fathers of Islam and Jews were cursed to war until the second coming. God promised no peace until his return.
And what was Abraham's reward for so totally focking up his son's futures?

It sounds like your god has a screw or two loose, doesn't it? And we know it's no mistranslation of his character, because of the tenth generation thingy. Sucks to unknowingly be a bastards heirs, huh?

Humans just being human are guaranteed to use the sexual apparatus with which they were born, and damned few priests and witch doctors say so will matter at all, in that moment when the decision is made(unless of course the priest is a participant), so let's just say that sex feels so good that there is a guaranteed bastard born into every generation of humans.

That pretty much says that no one gets into heaven. And that would include Jesus himself, as his father was not his mother's husband, and he was conceived before the marriage, and by the wrong sperm donor. He is as hell bound as every other bastard.

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#304 Mar 30, 2013
Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>
Nice showing off you ignorance again.
Mary Magdalene was not the prostitute named Mary. Two different women.
Prove any of this god's bollocks your snivelling little apologist...

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#305 Mar 30, 2013
Lincoln wrote:
<quoted text>
funny you seem frustrated with belief in nothing :-)
science and atheism seem strangers to each other
This is coming from the guy who still hasn't proven a morsel of his god yet.

What a toad.

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Lexington, KY

#306 Mar 30, 2013
And he layeth the skeptic smacketh down!

Sniveling little apologist! I must admit I rather like that!
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Prove any of this god's bollocks your snivelling little apologist...

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