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Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>But-- you cannot.

Thor and your ugly YAWEAH are both fiction.

So, as far as reality is concerned? There is no real useful difference between the two.

Well--- apart from the FACT that Thor was reputedly a honorable character.

In direct contrast to your YAWEAH, who has no honor of any sort.
You'll get your day in court to explain you view points. Maybe you can get Thor as your lawyer.

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Mar 29, 2013
 
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Crapp.

What happened? Divine retribution?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!
Indeed!

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-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Where your f*cking god you cult liars? Answer the question you dishonest pricks...
"Goodbye everyone. I hope you all find yourselves out there whatever you are looking for. I will however be taking retirement.

There's no such thing as god, there never has and there never will be.

I am changing the password to my account so will not be using it anymore, but it will still be there, preserving all the conversation.

If you want to contact me, you can leave your email in this thread.

Bye!"

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Mar 29, 2013
 
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>He quotes verified facts and is able to make his own posts rather then spam bomb the board with stolen copy and pastes like yourself.

Yes he, unlike you is respected.

Damn you suck at this.
I am aware that topix atheist would look up to this type of posting. That goes without saying (normally but obviously not in your case)

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Langoliers wrote:
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Buybull is that a book on atheism?
Yes-- in a way, the BuyBull (or bible as you call it) is exactly the best tool to convert people to atheism.

The very fact, that such an ugly book as the BuyBull(bible) even exists?

Is 100% proof that there cannot possibly be a god for real.

How?

Easy: the BuyBull(bible) is so heinous, so ugly, so full of atrocity, that no self-respecting deity would have permitted it to exist, sullying the reputation of gods.

But. The BuyBull(bible) >>does<< exist-- proving that there are NOT gods at all.

Thanks for pointing that out.

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Langoliers wrote:
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You'll get your day in court to explain you view points. Maybe you can get Thor as your lawyer.
Thor promised to rid the world of Ice Giants.

Your Jewsus or "jesus" promised world peace.

Fast-forward to today:

There are no more Ice Giants anywhere on earth.

But world peace is still a fantasy.

One point to Thor.

Zero points to Jewsus(jesus).

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#273
Mar 29, 2013
 
You got nothing turd and you never did.

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Langoliers wrote:
<quoted text>I am aware that topix atheist would look up to this type of posting. That goes without saying (normally but obviously not in your case)
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Langoliers wrote:
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And I know what strings to pull on a marionette.
Yup, at least you're entertaining on occasion. If unwittingly.
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Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Thor promised to rid the world of Ice Giants.
Your Jewsus or "jesus" promised world peace.
Fast-forward to today:
There are no more Ice Giants anywhere on earth.
But world peace is still a fantasy.
One point to Thor.
Zero points to Jewsus(jesus).
Plus Thor's girlfriend was hot.

Even the suggestion that Jesus shagged Mary Magdalene is balked at by many a fundie.

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#276
Mar 29, 2013
 
Of course they can't say of she didn't shag the other 12! I bet a tax collector like Matthew would have had experience with light on coins ladies like her come tax time.
The Dude wrote:
<quoted text>Plus Thor's girlfriend was hot.

Even the suggestion that Jesus shagged Mary Magdalene is balked at by many a fundie.
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#277
Mar 29, 2013
 
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes-- in a way, the BuyBull (or bible as you call it) is exactly the best tool to convert people to atheism.
The very fact, that such an ugly book as the BuyBull(bible) even exists?
Is 100% proof that there cannot possibly be a god for real.
How?
Easy: the BuyBull(bible) is so heinous, so ugly, so full of atrocity, that no self-respecting deity would have permitted it to exist, sullying the reputation of gods.
But. The BuyBull(bible) >>does<< exist-- proving that there are NOT gods at all.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Runs like a broken record

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The Dude wrote:
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Plus Thor's girlfriend was hot.
Even the suggestion that Jesus shagged Mary Magdalene is balked at by many a fundie.
Oooooh, good point.

Thor is all masculine and sh7te...

... whereas Jewsus is about as effeminate as you can get.

Not that there is anything bad about that, one way or another, but it's far more likely that Jewsus preferred ... men.

He >>did<< call John the disciple that he loved, after all.

But good old Thor was a manly-man.

Come to think of it, so was his girlfriend (but still very hot).

:D

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Mar 29, 2013
 
Givemeliberty wrote:
Of course they can't say of she didn't shag the other 12! I bet a tax collector like Matthew would have had experience with light on coins ladies like her come tax time.
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Well, I'd take the bet that Magdeline got busy with several, especially Peter.

But I'd wager Judas too, and probably Matthew and Luke.

But not John, who was Jewsus' special favorite.

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http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/83580...

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Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Oooooh, good point.

Thor is all masculine and sh7te...

... whereas Jewsus is about as effeminate as you can get.

Not that there is anything bad about that, one way or another, but it's far more likely that Jewsus preferred ... men.

He >>did<< call John the disciple that he loved, after all.

But good old Thor was a manly-man.

Come to think of it, so was his girlfriend (but still very hot).

:D

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#281
Mar 29, 2013
 
Hey John was all For the messiah! Jesus would have said hands off girlfriend!

Thor would knocked up both Mary's in front of all the apostles and asked for more :))
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Well, I'd take the bet that Magdeline got busy with several, especially Peter.

But I'd wager Judas too, and probably Matthew and Luke.

But not John, who was Jewsus' special favorite.

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Givemeliberty wrote:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/83580...
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LOL!

Thor, 2

Jesus, still 0

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#283
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Givemeliberty wrote:
Hey John was all For the messiah! Jesus would have said hands off girlfriend!
Thor would knocked up both Mary's in front of all the apostles and asked for more :))
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Yep.

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#284
Mar 29, 2013
 
Thor would literally tap that @ss!
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Yep.

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#285
Mar 29, 2013
 
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Thor promised to rid the world of Ice Giants.

Your Jewsus or "jesus" promised world peace.

Fast-forward to today:

There are no more Ice Giants anywhere on earth.

But world peace is still a fantasy.

One point to Thor.

Zero points to Jewsus(jesus).
World peace?

No, not at all, in fact because of Abraham's sin his two son the fathers of Islam and Jews were cursed to war until the second coming. God promised no peace until his return.

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Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>You got nothing turd and you never did.

:flush:
It's so weird that atheist talk to their excrement before flushing.

Weird just weird.

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