Gramen Ferox The Great!

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“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#1 Oct 18, 2012
I can see everyone's ISP/IP address here on Topix.
I understand quantum physics well.
I Know how to write computer programs
I have an un-hackable OS on my server.
I am connected directly to the internet backbone.
I have secret knowledge about reality.
I have won every debate I have started here.
I am much onlder than you think.

Factual claims I made in my greatest thread of 2010!

Read it! it is one of my masterpieces.

http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/atheism/T...
Chuckles

Wylie, TX

#2 Oct 18, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
I can see everyone's ISP/IP address here on Topix.
I understand quantum physics well.
I Know how to write computer programs
I have an un-hackable OS on my server.
I am connected directly to the internet backbone.
I have secret knowledge about reality.
I have won every debate I have started here.
I am much onlder than you think.
Factual claims I made in my greatest thread of 2010!
Read it! it is one of my masterpieces.
http://www.topix.com/forum/religion/atheism/T...
Hahahahaha! I'm peeing in my pants, laughing! I can't stop laughing! Maybe we should call you "Christ". Since you have, "secret-knowledge-about-r eality" and a head pregnant with delusion, please explain how the Virgin Mary was impregnated by a Space Ghost. Remember, religion is nothing more than the fortuitous mix of fear of death, a vivid imagination and dramatic storytelling. I have a theory which can be summarized in several steps. You might want to write a computer program about this:

1. Mary squats.
2. Mary squats in a wide stance.
3. Mary loosens hips and thighs.
4. Mary places her ears to her ankles.
5. Yahweh coughs.
6. Yahweh begins the artificial insemination with a tube in the manner of livestock breeding...Mary's glorious insemination becomes nothing more than the wacky bloating of a heifer.
7. The tube is inserted into Mary.
8. Mary has an orgasm.
9. Yahweh coughs.
10. Yahweh lights a cigarette. He smokes Marlboros. Biblegod is a Marlboro Man.
11. Yahweh announces to Mary that she is now pregnant with Himself/Jesus because Yahweh needs to sacrifice Himself to Himself.
12. Mary looks puzzled.
13. Yahweh giggles and is teleported to Wherever-He-Came-From.
14. Zeus meets Yahweh in Valhalla and they compare notes regarding the insemination of humans. Zeus reminisces about the time he inseminated Io,the nymph, while she took the form of a heifer. True story. See Greek mythology.

Gramen Fox, if Yahweh approaches you with an artificial insemination proposal, my advice is to RUN!!! Yahweh NEVER pays child support and He will dump you, just like Mary. If you agree to allow the wacky insemination to take place, you might find yourself dressed in itchy clothes that come in grotesque colors while squatting in a manger to birth this:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/
KJV

Brooklyn, NY

#3 Oct 18, 2012
Chuckles wrote:
<quoted text>Hahahahaha! I'm peeing in my pants, laughing! I can't stop laughing! Maybe we should call you "Christ". Since you have, "secret-knowledge-about-r eality" and a head pregnant with delusion, please explain how the Virgin Mary was impregnated by a Space Ghost. Remember, religion is nothing more than the fortuitous mix of fear of death, a vivid imagination and dramatic storytelling. I have a theory which can be summarized in several steps. You might want to write a computer program about this:

1. Mary squats.
2. Mary squats in a wide stance.
3. Mary loosens hips and thighs.
4. Mary places her ears to her ankles.
5. Yahweh coughs.
6. Yahweh begins the artificial insemination with a tube in the manner of livestock breeding...Mary's glorious insemination becomes nothing more than the wacky bloating of a heifer.
7. The tube is inserted into Mary.
8. Mary has an orgasm.
9. Yahweh coughs.
10. Yahweh lights a cigarette. He smokes Marlboros. Biblegod is a Marlboro Man.
11. Yahweh announces to Mary that she is now pregnant with Himself/Jesus because Yahweh needs to sacrifice Himself to Himself.
12. Mary looks puzzled.
13. Yahweh giggles and is teleported to Wherever-He-Came-From.
14. Zeus meets Yahweh in Valhalla and they compare notes regarding the insemination of humans. Zeus reminisces about the time he inseminated Io,the nymph, while she took the form of a heifer. True story. See Greek mythology.

Gramen Fox, if Yahweh approaches you with an artificial insemination proposal, my advice is to RUN!!! Yahweh NEVER pays child support and He will dump you, just like Mary. If you agree to allow the wacky insemination to take place, you might find yourself dressed in itchy clothes that come in grotesque colors while squatting in a manger to birth this:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Wormy brain alert.

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#4 Oct 18, 2012
Shut the hell up you damned Jizzers! This is my forum!
KJV

Brooklyn, NY

#5 Oct 18, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
Shut the hell up you damned Jizzers! This is my forum!
Oh so sorry!
Amused

Princeton, MA

#6 Oct 23, 2012
I think someone has self-esteem issues.

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#7 Oct 23, 2012
You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!

If you could you could see that everything I write is 100% true.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#8 Oct 23, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you could see that everything I write is 100% true.
Deluded moron with no proof of god. I bet your next post contains no proof of god.

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#9 Oct 24, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>
Deluded moron with no proof of god. I bet your next post contains no proof of god.
More of the same from hateful -Skeptic- A foolish one is he!

You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you would see that everything I write is 100% true.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#10 Oct 24, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
<quoted text>
More of the same from hateful -Skeptic- A foolish one is he!
You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you would see that everything I write is 100% true.
\

Yep, no proof of god, just as I predicted.

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#11 Oct 24, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>\
Yep, no proof of god, just as I predicted.
Oh most foolish Mong! LISTEN: You are of the one and only God! We are to the earth as cells are to us! And the earth is part of a much greater network!

God is everything you see and don't see. God is the absolute. Nothing can exceed its glory. Verily God is all that is. Verily there is no outside!

You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you would see that everything I write is 100% true.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#12 Oct 24, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh most foolish Mong! LISTEN: You are of the one and only God! We are to the earth as cells are to us! And the earth is part of a much greater network!
God is everything you see and don't see. God is the absolute. Nothing can exceed its glory. Verily God is all that is. Verily there is no outside!
You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you would see that everything I write is 100% true.
Liar with no proof of god desperately trying and failing to convert people who are more intelligent than you and who understand science better than you.

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#13 Oct 24, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>
Liar with no proof of god desperately trying and failing to convert people who are more intelligent than you and who understand science better than you.
Oh most foolish Mong! LISTEN: You are of the one and only God! We are to the earth as cells are to us! And the earth is part of a much greater network!

God is everything you see and don't see. God is the absolute. Nothing can exceed its glory. Verily God is all that is. Verily there is no outside!

What I say is not religious at all. It is entirely scientific / entirely true. Science proves that in reality there is only energy at various densities and all it one.

You are the evidence you seek. OPEN YOUR EYES!

You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you would see that everything I write is 100% true.

Gramen Ferox
Anon

Lakewood, OH

#14 Oct 30, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
Shut the hell up you damned Jizzers! This is my forum!
All thirteen people. Quite a turnout...

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#15 Oct 30, 2012
Anon wrote:
<quoted text>
All thirteen people. Quite a turnout...
Your mockery will always be thrown back at you!

You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!

If you could you could see that everything I write is 100% true.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#16 Oct 30, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
Shut the hell up you damned Jizzers! This is my forum!
Thread Dipsh!t, thread, and the atheist forum is topix property, as is the thread.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#17 Oct 30, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
<quoted text>
Your mockery will always be thrown back at you!
You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you could see that everything I write is 100% true.
What a load.

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#18 Oct 30, 2012
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Thread Dipsh!t, thread, and the atheist forum is topix property, as is the thread.
Your insults will always be thrown back at you!

You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you could see that everything I write is 100% true.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#19 Oct 31, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
<quoted text>
Your insults will always be thrown back at you!
You all should learn to read Kabbalah.- The occult in the writing!
If you could you could see that everything I write is 100% true.
What a load of horse hockey! You've got nothing but insanity, try spreading it elsewhere. Try the "living with severe brain damage" forum.

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