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Amused

Lowell, MA

#80 Jul 12, 2012
AmericasBestChristian wrote:
Holy Spirit and King James's Christ! I'm just an innocent bystander to this thread and the responses by the THEISTS are just so revolting, perverse and degenerate! If my East Texas Christian momma heard a proclaimed believer speaking like that, she'd attribute such filth to a mad rash of chigger bites, obvious coprophagy or Satanic possession...Filth like that doesn't come out of the mouth of someone who’s been anointed by the Holy Spirit and saved through Christ's atoning death (Christ was a trooper for pain)…Hell’s bells, my East Texas Christian momma would have the RIGHTEOUS church ostracize the pervert until such a time as the sodomite repented and received a mouthful of Savior... Specifically, one pervert on this thread has been asking about "pole dancing", repeatedly asking about pole dancing, gang rape and other sick fantasies! I'd wager the pervert is a MORMON although I thought all Morons had died in Waco back in ’93. Methodists are no better because everyone knows a Methodist is a Baptist who went back to drinking and doesn’t want to be judged none.
Atheists, please don’t fall for Mormon lies. Mormons are not TRUE Christians. Mormonism is, hands down, the most hilarious made-up religion Satan ever boiled up from the Lake of Fire. Mormonism is America’s favorite fantasy religion role-playing game that doesn’t include a GENUINE invisible God. The Mormons will try to seduce you into the worship of false gods with sicky-poo talk about all their amazing pairs of magic underwear and how they “pole dance” with their sister wives on planet Kolob. They will tell you that Jesus Christ was Satan’s brother; that dead people can be baptized; that the Garden of Eden is in Missouri; that blacks could not be saved before 1978 and that children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.
I’m laughing harder than the time I was trying to explain to a group of atheists how the Scientologists arrived on Earth in a space ship piloted by talking, lava-dwelling sea clams. The only God capable of saving you is the God of the King James Bible and the Pledge of Allegiance. Don’t be seduced by Mormon talk of pole dancing in sexy magic underwear with all them sister wives on planet Kolob. GLORY!
Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. Mr. Kettle, this is Mr. Pot. You two should hit it off well, you have much in common. Your delusion is just as absurd as the mormonism you denounce. It only does not seem bizarre to you because you were indoctrinated into it at a young age, before you developed critical thinking skills. Your book of magic stories, including talking snakes and donkeys, a deranged and genocidal deity who murders children, likes slavery and really loves animal sacrifices is just as demented as scientology or mormonism.
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#81 Jul 12, 2012
TedHOhio wrote:
Their belief that lying for Jesus is perfectly acceptable! The ends justifies the means!
what they? please cite source. not arguing, just want to see evidence.
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#82 Jul 12, 2012
Amused wrote:
<quoted text>
Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. Mr. Kettle, this is Mr. Pot. You two should hit it off well, you have much in common. Your delusion is just as absurd as the mormonism you denounce. It only does not seem bizarre to you because you were indoctrinated into it at a young age, before you developed critical thinking skills. Your book of magic stories, including talking snakes and donkeys, a deranged and genocidal deity who murders children, likes slavery and really loves animal sacrifices is just as demented as scientology or mormonism.
you must admit there is quite a lot of stiff competition for who has the most deranged and genocidal deities, and the most nonsensical doctrines.

please take a look at my comment on a new thread I started - something about how to prevent a god from being evil. forgot the title already!
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#83 Jul 12, 2012
save god from being evil, I called it. no caps on the god. that would have made it impossible.
Amused

Lowell, MA

#84 Jul 12, 2012
havent forgotten wrote:
<quoted text> you must admit there is quite a lot of stiff competition for who has the most deranged and genocidal deities, and the most nonsensical doctrines.
...
It's a 10,000 way tie for first place.
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#85 Jul 12, 2012
Amused wrote:
<quoted text>
It's a 10,000 way tie for first place.
in history, yes. currently the monotheistic one of the big three are the worst, I think. flying spaghetti monster has not scared me yet.

please go read my comment on how to save god from being evil. I would enjoy seeing your reaction. you are the one on here wom I think it would be most fun to be on in real time with, instead of all the delayed reaction.
havent forgotten

Lamoni, IA

#86 Jul 12, 2012
or the big three of the monothesitic one! counting the Jesus of John and Paul and the others who put nasty words into his mouth, and blamed him for creation.

Since: Mar 11

United States

#87 Jul 12, 2012
Lmfao!!!
AmericasBestChristian wrote:
Holy Spirit and King James's Christ! I'm just an innocent bystander to this thread and the responses by the THEISTS are just so revolting, perverse and degenerate! If my East Texas Christian momma heard a proclaimed believer speaking like that, she'd attribute such filth to a mad rash of chigger bites, obvious coprophagy or Satanic possession...Filth like that doesn't come out of the mouth of someone who’s been anointed by the Holy Spirit and saved through Christ's atoning death (Christ was a trooper for pain)…Hell’s bells, my East Texas Christian momma would have the RIGHTEOUS church ostracize the pervert until such a time as the sodomite repented and received a mouthful of Savior... Specifically, one pervert on this thread has been asking about "pole dancing", repeatedly asking about pole dancing, gang rape and other sick fantasies! I'd wager the pervert is a MORMON although I thought all Morons had died in Waco back in ’93. Methodists are no better because everyone knows a Methodist is a Baptist who went back to drinking and doesn’t want to be judged none.
Atheists, please don’t fall for Mormon lies. Mormons are not TRUE Christians. Mormonism is, hands down, the most hilarious made-up religion Satan ever boiled up from the Lake of Fire. Mormonism is America’s favorite fantasy religion role-playing game that doesn’t include a GENUINE invisible God. The Mormons will try to seduce you into the worship of false gods with sicky-poo talk about all their amazing pairs of magic underwear and how they “pole dance” with their sister wives on planet Kolob. They will tell you that Jesus Christ was Satan’s brother; that dead people can be baptized; that the Garden of Eden is in Missouri; that blacks could not be saved before 1978 and that children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.
I’m laughing harder than the time I was trying to explain to a group of atheists how the Scientologists arrived on Earth in a space ship piloted by talking, lava-dwelling sea clams. The only God capable of saving you is the God of the King James Bible and the Pledge of Allegiance. Don’t be seduced by Mormon talk of pole dancing in sexy magic underwear with all them sister wives on planet Kolob. GLORY!

“ecrasez l'infame”

Since: May 08

Atlanta, Georgia

#88 Jul 12, 2012
Amused wrote:
<quoted text>
Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle. Mr. Kettle, this is Mr. Pot. You two should hit it off well, you have much in common. Your delusion is just as absurd as the mormonism you denounce. It only does not seem bizarre to you because you were indoctrinated into it at a young age, before you developed critical thinking skills. Your book of magic stories, including talking snakes and donkeys, a deranged and genocidal deity who murders children, likes slavery and really loves animal sacrifices is just as demented as scientology or mormonism.
Givemeliberty wrote:
Lmfao!!!
<quoted text>
“The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.”~ Mark Twain

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#89 Jul 13, 2012
Buck Crick is Educated What. No doubt about it. He even uses the same bwahahaha phrase.

This little turd has been smoked out.

“There are other issues.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#90 Jul 13, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
Buck Crick is Educated What. No doubt about it. He even uses the same bwahahaha phrase.

This little turd has been smoked out.
Lol! Ok ok who else am I posting as? It is funny how I get to you! I mean you had to create a thread about me and it still bothers the hell out of you. I laughter at you every day.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#91 Jul 13, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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I'm a Creationist douchebag with no life. Watch as I bring the thread that exposes me to the top. Why isn't god real, oh why oh why mommy. Why won't they believe in my imagination? Why must I lie about atheists so much??
It's part of your mental illness.
Amused

Lowell, MA

#92 Jul 13, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
Buck Crick is Educated What. No doubt about it. He even uses the same bwahahaha phrase.
This little turd has been smoked out.
I doubt it. Buck writes with more variety. EW is a johnny one note. Buck seems not to take things personally. It takes very little to get EW into juvenile insult mode. Buck seems to have a sense of humor. EW's sense of humor hasn't progressed much beyond toilet humor.

“There are other issues.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#93 Jul 13, 2012
Amused wrote:
<quoted text>I doubt it. Buck writes with more variety. EW is a johnny one note. Buck seems not to take things personally. It takes very little to get EW into juvenile insult mode. Buck seems to have a sense of humor. EW's sense of humor hasn't progressed much beyond toilet humor.
It takes very little to get atheists into juvenile insult modes. I have proof!

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#94 Jul 13, 2012
Educated What wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't have any proof that my cult is true. But I'm willing to lie for them.
We know.

“There are other issues.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#95 Jul 18, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>We know.
Funny how you claim religious people to say lies, yet you post using other peoples monikers and lie about it. Lol! One way road for you retard!

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#96 Jul 19, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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You're right, I'm in this forum to spread my Creationist lies at whatever cost
Let me know when you've gotten over the fact that no atheist here is going to listen to your hallucinations of humans riding on the backs of dinosaurs.

Since: Mar 11

United States

#97 Jul 19, 2012
Yesterday I went to UNLV to hang out with a buddy before coming home. I took the first question of the IQ test got it right and left the undisputed winner of the IQ test debate as Ew was to much of a coward to accept free plane tickets and hotel.
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>
Let me know when you've gotten over the fact that no atheist here is going to listen to your hallucinations of humans riding on the backs of dinosaurs.

“There are other issues.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#98 Jul 19, 2012
Givemeliberty wrote:
<quoted text>Yesterday I went to UNLV to hang out with a buddy before coming home. I took the first question of the IQ test got it right and left the undisputed winner of the IQ test debate as Ew was to much of a coward to accept free plane tickets and hotel.
Prove it. Bwahahaha! So are you going to come?

“There are other issues.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#99 Jul 19, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Let me know when you've gotten over the fact that no atheist here is going to listen to your hallucinations of humans riding on the backs of dinosaurs.
Lol! So silly!

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