Well, maybe I need to speak to him in his own language. So here goes:<quoted text>
John's a resident troll. We've all had the experience of trying to have adult conversation with him. And all to no avail. Thought I'd let you experience him yourself before noting that is really does no good to feed this troll.
He's got a canned post that he'll put up once a week or so and that's all he's capable of. Been going on for over a year now that I know of.
"John, it is painfully obvious that your dichotomy is extinct to the point of rapture. Admit it, coward! You and your incessant co-religionists are unable to verify the very tenants of your verification. Therefore, you have something. So take your something, and shove it! But alas, your seemingly non-essential reliance upon essential reliance has been your undoing, both here and in the heretofore. Coward! But I will no longer deign to aspire to your metaphysical untowardness as it seems, in a word, supercalifragilistic. Liar! Let us also remember that your esoteric diaphram, needlessly derived from the bacillus of truth, can only lead to ruptured testicles. This is the conundrum for which there is no alimony. You seek, then you expostilate, without motion or memory. Fruitcake! And so, I bid you two hearts and a club, for your failure to explore the recesses of my aorta has grown tiresome. Nosepicker!"
Well, how was that? Do I win the "John sound alike" contest?