A Proof That God Exists

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Lincoln wrote:
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Don't criticize Bob as he perfect in his posts.
He gets irritable when we don't all fall down and agree with his every spewing HATE
Now now Lincoln you know you're lying about Bob

I know it can be frustrating when you Continue to lose every debate even attempted.

He will gladly pick apart your post piece by piece
I do not share his enthusiasm for this

You are way out of your class if you expect to play in our sandbox.

I suggest you visit a library get on the Internet and study the origins of your faith.

Call this the great search for Moses and Jesus

Read the Bible completely question everything that doesn't make sense

Also check out the book of Mormon it's good for a laugh especially Kolub.

We have - you haven't - and it shows with each post

The irreligious relish a good debate unfortunately The pickings are rather lean!

And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23

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Imhotep

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Apr 20, 2013
 
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Yeah, me too, most likely.
In truth, it is difficult to know how a person >>will<< react, when faced with life's sh7t-storm.
Reeve had a very loyal spouse; I have no doubts at all that factored into his decisions. Moreover, I suspect that was also a major reason why he stuck around as long as he did, fighting every minute until the last.
I'm sure the fact that his wife stuck with him thru this terrible tragedy made huge difference.

He was a brave man.
I could never have done that.

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oOo--O--oOo--
CNN QUITS BREAKING NEWS, BECOMES “CNN CLASSIC”

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a sweeping format change that marks the end of an era for the nation’s first cable news outlet, CNN announced today that it would no longer air breaking news and would instead re-run news stories of the past “that we know we got right.”

The rebranded network, to début nationwide on Monday, will be called “CNN Classic.”

“Breaking news is hard,” said the newly installed CNN chief, Jeff Zucker.“You have to talk to sources, make sure their stories check out O.K., and then get on the air and not say anything stupid. I, for one, am thrilled to be getting out of that horrible business.”

CNN Classic will begin its broadcast day on Monday, Mr. Zucker said,“with round-the-clock coverage of Operation Desert Storm.”

Mr. Zucker did not indicate what impact the new format would have on such CNN stars as Wolf Blitzer, saying only,“I can’t promise that Wolf will be a part of CNN’s future, but he will continue to be a big part of our past.”

The CNN chief scoffed at reports that other cable news outlets had eclipsed his network once and for all, throwing down this gauntlet:“We are going to win May sweeps with Hurricane Katrina.”

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Lincoln

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It was also strange to see so many non-religious friends talking about prayer. The majority of my Facebook friends who wrote about praying aren't especially observant. Maybe they go to church or synagogue on holidays, but not regularly—and they certainly don't post about prayer under normal circumstances.

Odd as the deluge of prayer-related status updates seemed to me, many of them were just high-tech versions of an ancient phenomenon: faithful people reminding other faithful to pray. The Bible is obsessed with prayer. From Genesis to Revelation, variations on the word appear more than 300 times. The Hebrew scriptures describe people praying for strength, for babies, for deliverance from slavery, for food. In the Gospels, Jesus tells his followers how to pray (using the simple, straighforward words of the so-called Lord's Prayer) and how not to pray ("you must not be like the hypocrites"). In Paul's letters, we see the closest analogues to this week's "pray for Boston" tweets: constant reminders to pray. "Pray without ceasing," he tells the Thessalonians. "Be constant in prayer," he writes to the Romans. To the Ephesians he says, "Pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests."
Lincoln

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Now now Lincoln you know you're lying about Bob
I know it can be frustrating when you Continue to lose every debate even attempted.
He will gladly pick apart your post piece by piece
I do not share his enthusiasm for this
You are way out of your class if you expect to play in our sandbox.
I suggest you visit a library get on the Internet and study the origins of your faith.
Call this the great search for Moses and Jesus
Read the Bible completely question everything that doesn't make sense
Also check out the book of Mormon it's good for a laugh especially Kolub.
We have - you haven't - and it shows with each post
The irreligious relish a good debate unfortunately The pickings are rather lean!
And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23
;)
Not serious,:-)

Bob is fun...

Bob posted about George Washington's faith a month or so ago and could not back it up.:-)

Love to read his stuff....
with each post more people convert

Bob does love to post

and we all enjoy good fun

with Bob the pope of atheists.

If God did not exist Bob would have to invent him to post?

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#1018
Apr 20, 2013
 
James wrote:
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Talk about delusions. Did I tell you that I thought snakes could talk? Why do you state something as a fact when you don't know? That's just plain dumb, so I see why you would state that.
You are one of those Genuine Christians™, right?

So you clearly >>have<< to believe in talking snakes...

... or are you just another hypocrite?

Hmmmmmm.... you could be both....

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James wrote:
Is part of this stupidity from thinking that when you read the bible you get the absolute correct interpretation?
Here's a clue for the clueless (you):

If you have to have a magic decoder ring to "understand" what the bible says?(instead of what it actually says...)

Then... the bible is not from any GOD.

A GOD would be better at authoring/inspiring than THAT.

And that puts-paid to your ugly religion.

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Yeah right. This coming from someone whose brain is half defective. When did I tell you what I thought? Moron. You people need to learn how to think before you talk.
You are one of those Genuine Christians™.

You do not, by definition, actually think....

... at all.

This is pretty obvious.
Imhotep

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Lincoln wrote:
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Not serious,:-)
Bob is fun...
Bob posted about George Washington's faith a month or so ago and could not back it up.:-)
Love to read his stuff....
with each post more people convert
Bob does love to post
and we all enjoy good fun
with Bob the pope of atheists.
If God did not exist Bob would have to invent him to post?
Thou art forgiven Lincoln

I know you're better than that ;)

That's why I enjoy a good argument
It's entertaining for old fart like me

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James wrote:
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Does your little brain need to feel better by thinking you're right? lol
Thats a delusional, insane brain.
My brain doesn't need to constantly belittle people that believe different than me. I don't know why yours does. Well, except for the fact that it's not capable of thinking about other people. I'm smarter than that.
You are one of those unable-to-think Genuine Christians™.

As such?

You are, by definition, batsh7t insane--

-- for faith is just institutional insanity.

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Imhotep wrote:
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I'm sure the fact that his wife stuck with him thru this terrible tragedy made huge difference.
He was a brave man.
I could never have done that.
~~\\\\||||
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oOo--O--oOo--
CNN QUITS BREAKING NEWS, BECOMES “CNN CLASSIC”
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a sweeping format change that marks the end of an era for the nation’s first cable news outlet, CNN announced today that it would no longer air breaking news and would instead re-run news stories of the past “that we know we got right.”
The rebranded network, to début nationwide on Monday, will be called “CNN Classic.”
“Breaking news is hard,” said the newly installed CNN chief, Jeff Zucker.“You have to talk to sources, make sure their stories check out O.K., and then get on the air and not say anything stupid. I, for one, am thrilled to be getting out of that horrible business.”
CNN Classic will begin its broadcast day on Monday, Mr. Zucker said,“with round-the-clock coverage of Operation Desert Storm.”
Mr. Zucker did not indicate what impact the new format would have on such CNN stars as Wolf Blitzer, saying only,“I can’t promise that Wolf will be a part of CNN’s future, but he will continue to be a big part of our past.”
The CNN chief scoffed at reports that other cable news outlets had eclipsed his network once and for all, throwing down this gauntlet:“We are going to win May sweeps with Hurricane Katrina.”
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Brilliant!
Thinking

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Unlikely.
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My brain doesn't need to constantly belittle people that believe different than me. I don't know why yours does. Well, except for the fact that it's not capable of thinking about other people. I'm smarter than that.
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[QUOTE who="Bob of Qu

antum-Faith"]<quoted text>
Brilliant![/QUOTE]

Good morning
Are you back from church? Lol

You're True Christian™ believers can now take Advantage of my exciting RaptureReady® All-American asbestos suits.

I am Imhotep© and I approve this post.
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Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>Now now Lincoln you know you're lying about Bob

I know it can be frustrating when you Continue to lose every debate even attempted.

He will gladly pick apart your post piece by piece
I do not share his enthusiasm for this

You are way out of your class if you expect to play in our sandbox.

I suggest you visit a library get on the Internet and study the origins of your faith.

Call this the great search for Moses and Jesus

Read the Bible completely question everything that doesn't make sense

Also check out the book of Mormon it's good for a laugh especially Kolub.

We have - you haven't - and it shows with each post

The irreligious relish a good debate unfortunately The pickings are rather lean!

And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23

;)
"I know it can be frustrating when you Continue to lose every debate even attempted."

In fact you would be the expert on that.
Nobody can hold a candle to you in that category.
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Lincoln wrote:
<quoted text>Not serious,:-)

Bob is fun...

Bob posted about George Washington's faith a month or so ago and could not back it up.:-)

Love to read his stuff....
with each post more people convert

Bob does love to post

and we all enjoy good fun

with Bob the pope of atheists.

If God did not exist Bob would have to invent him to post?
bobby is a star when it come to Monkeys typing gibberish.
KJV

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Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>You are one of those Genuine Christians™.

You do not, by definition, actually think....

... at all.

This is pretty obvious.
"You are one of those Genuine Christians™."

Yup
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Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Brilliant!
To you a lighten bug is Brilliant.
Imhotep

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Apr 21, 2013
 
Category general sarcasm - LOL

Foghorn Leghorn's assessement of KJV

“That dog, I say that dog’s strictly GI – gibberin idiot that is”

Bugs chipped in with this...

“Is he to be doomed to utter destruction?… Will he be rendered non compos mentis?”

Answer: she was doomed after the first amen

I am Imhotep© and I approve this post.

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Imhotep wrote:
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Good morning
Are you back from church? Lol
You're True Christian™ believers can now take Advantage of my exciting RaptureReady® All-American asbestos suits.
I am Imhotep© and I approve this post.
Oh, indeed-- I belong to the First Church Of Sleeping Til Noon On Sunday.

Sometimes, I backslide and get up early, say 10 o'clock. But that's okay-- the First Church Of Sleeping Til Noon On Sunday is a very forgiving group-- so long as you sleep later than what you'd normally do? You are good to go. The most important thing, though? Is you must >>never<< feel obligated to get up to >>go<< somewhere.

That's key to being successful in it.

A second premise, is to >>never<< give your hard-earned money to con-men. Especially not on a Sunday, but also throughout the week.

Of course-- that does sometimes present a problem on April 15th, but there is a special exemption for following the law of the land-- if you are >>compelled<< to give hard-earned money to con-men by >>law<< you are excused.

:)

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KJV wrote:
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bobby is a star when it come to Monkeys typing gibberish.
The above is not proof of your ugly terrorist-god.

You Have Failed... again.

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KJV wrote:
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"You are one of those Genuine Christians™."
Yup
The above is not proof of your ugly terrorist-god.

You Have Failed... again.

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