Atheists, here is your proof of God's...
Damn Dirty Ape

Cantonment, FL

#81 Jan 25, 2014
God has always had a soft spot for bipedal humanoids with opposable thumbs, I reckon.

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“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#82 Jan 25, 2014
Carchar king wrote:
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Explain this to me, if God made everything in his own image, then why did he make human in the image of apes.
I proved easily that you're stupid.
God is not he or she and God never made evolution
Duh, It's like so easy ... in his image? What else, he's an ape.
Thinking

Aberdeen, UK

#83 Jan 26, 2014
Using your logic... can you prove god doesn't look like a bacteria?
Carchar king wrote:
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Explain this to me, if God made everything in his own image, then why did he make human in the image of apes.
I proved easily that you're stupid.
God is not he or she and God never made evolution
John

United States

#87 Jan 26, 2014
Mark Dreher wrote:
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God, is 5 foot, 9 inches.
A girl.
Actually.
Looks to be about 17 years old, chronologically.
Green eyes, emerald eyes.
A mulatto.
(Yikes! God is black.)
A light skinned mulatto.
Very pretty.
This is written, "I am black, but very comely".
Song of Solomon, Song 1:5
God is "black, but beautiful".
And, God is shy.
Hmm..
If you want to know more
You let me know.
You are insane.

“My name is Trunks...”

Since: Jun 10

the alternate future

#90 Jan 26, 2014
Mark Dreher wrote:
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God, is 5 foot, 9 inches.
A girl.
Actually.
Looks to be about 17 years old, chronologically.
Green eyes, emerald eyes.
A mulatto.
(Yikes! God is black.)
A light skinned mulatto.
Very pretty.
This is written, "I am black, but very comely".
Song of Solomon, Song 1:5
God is "black, but beautiful".
And, God is shy.
Hmm..
If you want to know more
You let me know.
Oh my god, God is a Mary Sue!!!! I should have figured. A Mary Sue is a character in fiction who is perfect at everything, beautiful, smart, pretty with unusual hair and eye colors and no real flaws. Since God is fictitious, it's safe to see that he does indeed fill the role of Mary Sue to a T. Mary Sues do no wrong. Neither does "God." Those who disagree with Mary Sues are jealous. Same with God and "unbelievers."

I will never understand mankind's obsession with perfection. Can't we just accept our own flaws instead of projecting them onto some invisible, imaginary deity that doesn't exist and never will? Wishing and hoping for something to happen doesn't make it real. If your daughter's dying from diabetes because you refuse to take her to the hospital and treat her illness and instead think praying will help, your kid's gonna die.

Religion warps people's minds and the sooner you realize that, the better. It's so easy to hate atheists or agnostics because your god tells you to, it's so easy to hate those that believe in different faiths simply because you're told to. Why not look past judgment?

I'm all for reasoning with believers who won't hate on me simply because I don't agree with their opinion, but sadly most of the believers I have met are not like that.

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“My name is Trunks...”

Since: Jun 10

the alternate future

#92 Jan 26, 2014
You act like someone out of Dr. Seuss.
Richardfs

Merrylands, Australia

#93 Jan 26, 2014
Carchar king wrote:
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IF science says, dinosaurs never existed, then you believe that.
IF science says, china isn't actually over populated, you would believe that.
If science says, Basketball requires no skill, science is right.
Evidence doesn't mean a thing unless it's 100% proven, not 99, not 90, 100%
And last time i checked, the only evidence of evolution is like 20% if it even did make it that far.
A more realistic scenario would be:-

IF science says, godbots had a brain.

No that's is never going to happen.
Richardfs

Merrylands, Australia

#96 Jan 27, 2014
Mark Dreher wrote:
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Yes, God created us.
But God did it, through evolution.
And, through God's discretion, God characterizes that, by saying "I created you".
Which God did.
Which god?
Richardfs

Merrylands, Australia

#97 Jan 27, 2014
Thinking wrote:
He shat in his hat?
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Or scat the cat?
Or was that cat scat?
Jim

London, UK

#101 Jan 27, 2014
Mark Dreher wrote:
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"Eastern religions",(hinduism, buddhism), have nothing to do with God.
They are simply "meditation, and/or deep breathing exercises".
I assumed, you knew that.
But, I deal with the illiterate, a lot.
Never know, what people know.
Sometimes, you have to start at square one.
"In the beginning, God created the Heavens, and the earth" Genesis 1:1
You start from there.
"Hinduism, Buddhism, football, basketball, hockey, movies, etc., etc."
Are all meant "to placate the masses".
To help idiots, feel good.
Another one infected by the religious mental illness

“My name is Trunks...”

Since: Jun 10

the alternate future

#103 Jan 27, 2014
Lol, that's good.
Amused

Lowell, MA

#104 Jan 27, 2014
Thinking wrote:
Using your logic... can you prove god doesn't look like a bacteria?
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More likely a beetle. There's so many different species of beetle, that if creationism were true, it would suggest a deity with OCD and a fixation on beetles.
Amused

Lowell, MA

#105 Jan 27, 2014
Carchar king wrote:
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You're insane, and I'm a christian saying that.
You would be the authoritative source, if it takes one to know one.
Amused

Lowell, MA

#106 Jan 27, 2014
Carchar king wrote:
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Explain this to me, if God made everything in his own image, then why did he make human in the image of apes.
I proved easily that you're stupid.
God is not he or she and God never made evolution
If your god is genderless, explain why all the references to jehovah as "He" or "Father". If the bible was inspired by god, don't you think god would provide correct information as to his gender? If you can't trust that information, which appears too many times to be attributable to mistranslation or transcription error, what in the bible can you trust? Also, the relentless misogyny of the bible is perfectly compatible with a male deity, but not so much with a female or non-gendered deity.

What are you going to say if you arrive before god at judgment day, look up at the assembled holy ones, and it looks like the set of Planet of the Apes? If god wasn't an ape, why would he spend as much time on the design of the banana as Ray Comfort thinks he did?
Amused

Lowell, MA

#108 Jan 27, 2014
Thinking wrote:
There are so many flavours of beetle... one day, god will get it right.
I was also thinking about our ancestral bacteria. CK seems to think our Evolution is restricted to primates only.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_universal_a...
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He does, perhaps because creationists can't explain methecillin resistant staph. If the staphylococcus did not evolve to become resistant to antibiotics, the only other explanation must be that their creator god continues to tinker with his creation and it is a work in progress. Which sort of contradicts the idea of the creator as a perfect being, since a perfect being would have gotten it right the first time.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#110 Jan 27, 2014
Carchar king wrote:
see atheists. Even if we do give proof you won't believe us or at least consider our proof into a argument, so here's a good reason i don't need to waste my time providing you facts
Did you realize 2014 is marked since jesus birth. That proves Jesus must have live or it we probably would not call this year 2014
What day is it? It's Monday, named in honor of the moon goddess. What month is it? It's January, named after the god Janus. If you're going to use calendars as "proof" of your sky pixie, make sure you're not making an ass of yourself in the process.

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#116 Jan 28, 2014
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>What day is it? It's Monday, named in honor of the moon goddess. What month is it? It's January, named after the god Janus. If you're going to use calendars as "proof" of your sky pixie, make sure you're not making an ass of yourself in the process.
Hello 'Earth Child'... good to see you. Hope all is well

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#117 Jan 28, 2014
Thinking wrote:
You provide no sources for your BS claim.
"2/3rds of UK not religious"
Source supplied: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12799801
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From reading his posts... he strikes me as the type that's one "vision" away from blowing something up

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#120 Jan 28, 2014
TerryL wrote:
<quoted text>Hello 'Earth Child'... good to see you. Hope all is well
Hi TerryL! Good to see you too :-) I'm doing well.....thank you. How are you? It's -12 degrees this morning where I live and I am so looking forward to Spring already.

I noticed the fundie posts are revealing the incredible shrinkage of minds happening among them.

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

Location hidden

#124 Jan 28, 2014
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Hi TerryL! Good to see you too :-) I'm doing well.....thank you. How are you? It's -12 degrees this morning where I live and I am so looking forward to Spring already.
I noticed the fundie posts are revealing the incredible shrinkage of minds happening among them.
Doing well and trying to stay warm.

-18 when I left the house this morning... somthing like -35 or so with the wind chill. I'm tired of the cold as well.

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