God Hating Atheists Apparently Believe in Devil?

[Givemeliberty]

Painfully :))

The Noah's ark story requires some hyper evolution to be true because in just 100 years they have to come up with all the different variations and properly distribute them across the earth.

Wonder how Noah did all that while living out his life drunk and fcking his son?

madscot wrote:

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So a wolf can mate with a chihuahua?

[Amused]

madscot wrote:

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So a wolf can mate with a chihuahua?

And eat it afterward, like certain varieties of insects do.

[Yellowknightmare]

madscot wrote:

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So a wolf can mate with a chihuahua?

A great dane cant mate with a chihuahua either
But a wolf can mate with a husky and other dogs similar to its size.

A wolf dog is not a hybrid because they can produce offspring.
Their are some dogs with wolf ancestry because their granparents or parents were wolves.

But all dogs whether their wolves or dingos are related.

animals can only produce other fertile offapring within their own kind.

[Yellowknightmare]

Givemeliberty wrote:

Painfully :))
The Noah's ark story requires some hyper evolution to be true because in just 100 years they have to come up with all the different variations and properly distribute them across the earth.
Wonder how Noah did all that while living out his life drunk and fcking his son?
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No hyperevolution was needed. Each kimd of animal had genetic diversity.

Just like two white people can produce a black child. Because of the parents have black genes already in them.

The double helix has billions of information.
All humans are related i believe we share 99%

The bible doesnt say he had sex with his grandson it said that he was looking at his grandfather with perveness and was laughing.

NOAH only was drunk because he made wine at an higher elevation.

He made the wine exactly how was use to making it a certain way. Since the climate was different and he was in higher elevation he got drunk.

if you read about the phonecians they preffered to be called canaanites.
They decend from noahs grandson.

which is why noah said cursed be canaan becausw he knew his offspring was going to be perverted ..

the canaanites worshiped sex organs and had origies in the them temples

They had male and female prostitutes gay and straight . They had sacred poles that resembled penuses

This is why the hebrews were instructed not to mix in them because them because the hebrews were carrying the promised seed.

Which is why the mosaic law so strict . Once Jesus came the mosaic law was abolished.

[Givemeliberty]

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Wow you sure can cram lots of wrong in a small space can't you?

So was it the climate or the elevation that got him drunk and in his incest frenzy?

Lot repeatedly fcked his daughters right? Lmfao!

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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The bible doesnt say he had sex with his grandson it said that he was looking at his grandfather with perveness and was laughing.
NOAH only was drunk because he made wine at an higher elevation.
He made the wine exactly how was use to making it a certain way. Since the climate was different and he was in higher elevation he got drunk.

[Givemeliberty]

Hey retard! How did Noah distribute millions of animals across all the different countries and islands with several species only going to a certain island or country like Australia for example?

You low IQ rejects always avoid this question I notice.

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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A great dane cant mate with a chihuahua either
But a wolf can mate with a husky and other dogs similar to its size.
A wolf dog is not a hybrid because they can produce offspring.
Their are some dogs with wolf ancestry because their granparents or parents were wolves.
But all dogs whether their wolves or dingos are related.
animals can only produce other fertile offapring within their own kind.

[Yellowknightmare]

Givemeliberty wrote:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!
Wow you sure can cram lots of wrong in a small space can't you?
So was it the climate or the elevation that got him drunk and in his incest frenzy?
Lot repeatedly fcked his daughters right? Lmfao!
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All of his sons had their own wives.
Their was no incest going on.
They were the only ones their.

If you look up the phoenecians they prefered to be called canaanites.

look up how wine is made. The climate and elevation plays a very important role in the msking of wine.

Noah made the wine exactly how he made before the flood . After the flood the climate was different and he was at an higher elevation.

I believe in the bible because it mentions real civilizations and real people.

[Amused]

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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I believe in the bible because it mentions real civilizations and real people.

So do the Oddessy and the Iliad and Ben Hur. Does not make them true. JFK, George Wallace, Richard Nixon, Dick Cavett are all mentioned in Forrest Gump. It references the Vietnam War and Hurricane Carmen, which were historical events. Does that mean the movie is a true story?

[Lil Ticked]

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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All of his sons had their own wives.
Their was no incest going on.
They were the only ones their.
If you look up the phoenecians they prefered to be called canaanites.
look up how wine is made. The climate and elevation plays a very important role in the msking of wine.
Noah made the wine exactly how he made before the flood . After the flood the climate was different and he was at an higher elevation.
I believe in the bible because it mentions real civilizations and real people.

Gen 19:30-38
His daughters got him drunk and 3wayed themselves to pregnancy.

[Thinking]

god has anger issues.

www.youtube.com/watch...

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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No hyperevolution was needed. Each kimd of animal had genetic diversity.
Just like two white people can produce a black child. Because of the parents have black genes already in them.
The double helix has billions of information.
All humans are related i believe we share 99%
The bible doesnt say he had sex with his grandson it said that he was looking at his grandfather with perveness and was laughing.
NOAH only was drunk because he made wine at an higher elevation.
He made the wine exactly how was use to making it a certain way. Since the climate was different and he was in higher elevation he got drunk.
if you read about the phonecians they preffered to be called canaanites.
They decend from noahs grandson.
which is why noah said cursed be canaan becausw he knew his offspring was going to be perverted ..
the canaanites worshiped sex organs and had origies in the them temples
They had male and female prostitutes gay and straight . They had sacred poles that resembled penuses
This is why the hebrews were instructed not to mix in them because them because the hebrews were carrying the promised seed.
Which is why the mosaic law so strict . Once Jesus came the mosaic law was abolished.

[Thinking]

Harry Potter books mention London. Therefore Harry Potter is real.

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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All of his sons had their own wives.
Their was no incest going on.
They were the only ones their.
If you look up the phoenecians they prefered to be called canaanites.
look up how wine is made. The climate and elevation plays a very important role in the msking of wine.
Noah made the wine exactly how he made before the flood . After the flood the climate was different and he was at an higher elevation.
I believe in the bible because it mentions real civilizations and real people.

[Yellowknightmare]

Thinking wrote:

Harry Potter books mention London. Therefore Harry Potter is real.
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The bible mentions civilizations before they were even researched by humans. But above its prophecies are the most notable.

The pronouncement of peace and sexurity
1 thessolians 5:2,3

2. The nations attack and destroy all false religions all will fall.
Revelation chapters17,18,19

[madscot]

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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The bible mentions civilizations before they were even researched by humans. But above its prophecies are the most notable.
The pronouncement of peace and sexurity
1 thessolians 5:2,3
2. The nations attack and destroy all false religions all will fall.
Revelation chapters17,18,19

Still doesn't mean the Bible is true.

[Hedonist]

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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...I believe in the bible because it mentions real civilizations and real people.

In Harry Potter they talk about Kings Cross Station in London. I've been to Kings Cross Station in London. By your [il]logic, this would mean that the Harry Potter stories are true.

[KittenKoder]

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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A great dane cant mate with a chihuahua either
But a wolf can mate with a husky and other dogs similar to its size.
A wolf dog is not a hybrid because they can produce offspring.
Their are some dogs with wolf ancestry because their granparents or parents were wolves.
But all dogs whether their wolves or dingos are related.
animals can only produce other fertile offapring within their own kind.

It's not just the size, but the genetic difference. Even with artificial insemination the genes are incompatible because of the evolutionary generation difference.

[KittenKoder]

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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All of his sons had their own wives.
Their was no incest going on.
They were the only ones their.
If you look up the phoenecians they prefered to be called canaanites.
look up how wine is made. The climate and elevation plays a very important role in the msking of wine.
Noah made the wine exactly how he made before the flood . After the flood the climate was different and he was at an higher elevation.
I believe in the bible because it mentions real civilizations and real people.

So you also believe Superman comics.

[Thinking]

I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.- 1 Timothy 2:12

Yellowknightmare wrote:

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The bible mentions civilizations before they were even researched by humans. But above its prophecies are the most notable.
The pronouncement of peace and sexurity
1 thessolians 5:2,3
2. The nations attack and destroy all false religions all will fall.
Revelation chapters17,18,19

[Thinking]

And the films- Niagara is real, therefore Superman is real.

KittenKoder wrote:

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So you also believe Superman comics.

[MrDesoto1]

Here is an example of how ignorant some of these religitards can get:

Louisiana Senator Wants to Know if E. Coli Could Evolve Into a Human

http://gawker.com/5978464/louisiana-senator-w...

[Siro]

MrDesoto1 wrote:

Here is an example of how ignorant some of these religitards can get:
Louisiana Senator Wants to Know if E. Coli Could Evolve Into a Human
http://gawker.com/5978464/louisiana-senator-w...

E. Coli can evolve into a human, after all where do you think you can from as you are a parasitic germ.