If God Made Adam From Dirt, Then Why Is There Still Dirt?

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Mr Smartypants

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Mr Smartypants wrote:
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I guess you were asleep in Sunday School! There's dirt because Our Lord, the NON-Mormon God, is a bloodthirsty sociopath who needed somethin' to absorb all the blood from His human sacrifices. I am a TRUE Christian but I NEVER make excuses for rascal Yahweh's creepy behavior. I don't coddle God nor engage in whiny baby-talk to Jesus like most of the fake-ass Christoholics who come to this forum. Dirt is very absorbent, like tampons (God's little cotton fingers), and Yahweh needed plenty of it for all of His massacres. Dirt is useful when your deity is a serial killer.

Funniest Murders in the Bible:

1. The idiot who picked up sticks on the Sabbath(Numbers 15: 32-36)

2. God kills Jehoram by disembowelment (II Chronicles 21:14-19)

3. God sent a lion to kill some guy (I Kings 20: 35-36)

4. Samuel hacks Agag to pieces (I Samuel 15: 32-33)

5. Lot's wife got killed for looking back (Genesis 19:26)

6. God kills Onan for not ejaculating into Tamar after he bangs her (Genesis 38: 9-10).

7. God kills 3,000 people for worshipping Aaron's calf.(Exodus 32:35)

8. God killed Er for fun (Genesis 38:7)

9. God sent two bears to kill 42 children that were making fun of Elisha's bald head (II Kings 2:23-24)

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Oct 6, 2012
 
God knew he would run out of dirt so he made Eve from Adam's rib.

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KittenKoder

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Oct 12, 2012
 
The dirt is there because the godless have no other source of wisdom to stick into their ears and their nature is base anyway.
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Oct 12, 2012
 
These are awesome! Zeus approves!may he bless you.
AmericasBestChristian wrote:
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I guess you were asleep in Sunday School! There's dirt because Our Lord, the NON-Mormon God, is a bloodthirsty sociopath who needed somethin' to absorb all the blood from His human sacrifices. I am a TRUE Christian but I NEVER make excuses for rascal Yahweh's creepy behavior. I don't coddle God nor engage in whiny baby-talk to Jesus like most of the fake-ass Christoholics who come to this forum. Dirt is very absorbent, like tampons (God's little cotton fingers), and Yahweh needed plenty of it for all of His massacres. Dirt is useful when your deity is a serial killer.
Funniest Murders in the Bible:
1. The idiot who picked up sticks on the Sabbath(Numbers 15: 32-36)
2. God kills Jehoram by disembowelment (II Chronicles 21:14-19)
3. God sent a lion to kill some guy (I Kings 20: 35-36)
4. Samuel hacks Agag to pieces (I Samuel 15: 32-33)
5. Lot's wife got killed for looking back (Genesis 19:26)
6. God kills Onan for not ejaculating into Tamar after he bangs her (Genesis 38: 9-10).
7. God kills 3,000 people for worshipping Aaron's calf.(Exodus 32:35)
8. God killed Er for fun (Genesis 38:7)
9. God sent two bears to kill 42 children that were making fun of Elisha's bald head (II Kings 2:23-24)

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