A Flowchart for Choosing Your Religion

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Best method yet devised to accurately pick the religion most appropriate for any person. Full Story

“ecrasez l'infame”

Since: May 08

Atlanta, Georgia

#1 Feb 16, 2013
Unbelievably accurate!

“ecrasez l'infame”

Since: May 08

Atlanta, Georgia

#2 Feb 16, 2013
My wife cracked up going through all the absurd options in this chart.

“It's just a box of rain...”

Since: May 07

Knoxville, TN

#3 Feb 16, 2013
Love it!
Siro

Australia

#5 Feb 17, 2013
At least it recognises scientology as atheist

“ecrasez l'infame”

Since: May 08

Atlanta, Georgia

#6 Feb 17, 2013
I didn't see Aboriginal Dreamtime on the chart, so there are a few things missing.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#7 Feb 17, 2013
It also fails to separate Zealot Genuine Christian™ from the Zealot Genuine Catholic™.

Oh look!

We have a fine example of a Zealot Genuine Catholic™ here... poor, poor Siro.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#8 Feb 17, 2013
But the chart is funny-- it made the rounds on Facebook about a week or so ago.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#9 Feb 18, 2013
That's cute. I like it.
Siro

Seven Hills, Australia

#10 Feb 18, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
It also fails to separate Zealot Genuine Christian™ from the Zealot Genuine Catholic™.
Oh look!
We have a fine example of a Zealot Genuine Catholic™ here... poor, poor Siro.
You say I'm a catholic????
Prove it, I await your evidence

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#11 Feb 18, 2013
Siro wrote:
<quoted text>
You say I'm a catholic????
Prove it, I await your evidence
Meh, with your bigotry and hatred displayed on here ... it would be an improvement to your character if you were a catholic priest on the run now.
Siro

Seven Hills, Australia

#12 Feb 18, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
Meh, with your bigotry and hatred displayed on here ... it would be an improvement to your character if you were a catholic priest on the run now.
OHHHHH MINCE!
Wheres the evidence I'm catholic?
Come on! No more PC spin, where is the evidence!

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#13 Feb 18, 2013
Siro wrote:
<quoted text>
You say I'm a catholic????
Prove it, I await your evidence
The sum-total of your hate-posts.

The way you get all frothing-at-the-mouth, anytime someone criticizes the Genuine Catholic™ church.

The way you are too quick to defend anything related to catholicism.

Those and others are more than sufficient proof to show you are just another pope-f&**ker.
Lincoln

United States

#15 Mar 21, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
The sum-total of your hate-posts.
The way you get all frothing-at-the-mouth, anytime someone criticizes the Genuine Catholic church.
The way you are too quick to defend anything related to catholicism.
Those and others are more than sufficient proof to show you are just another pope-f&**ker.
Funny example of atheist embarrassment.

At one point, though, Dawkins did retreat from one of his previous comments. At Reason Rally 2012 — a national atheist event — he had encouraged atheists to “ridicule” Catholics. In hindsight, he confessed,

“I think I did go too far,” though he claimed that he had not intended for ridicule to mean name-calling ..........
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#16 Mar 21, 2013
Lincoln wrote:
<quoted text>
Funny example of atheist embarrassment.
At one point, though, Dawkins did retreat from one of his previous comments. At Reason Rally 2012 — a national atheist event — he had encouraged atheists to “ridicule” Catholics. In hindsight, he confessed,
“I think I did go too far,” though he claimed that he had not intended for ridicule to mean name-calling ..........
Considering the prolific and public output of Prof Dawkins it is only natural that something he might have said could have been worded better at some stage. There's nothing very funny or embarrassing about it.

I have the impression that your posts often support Creationism in education and you defend a religous faith you constantly deny in yourself. I see that as demonstrably embarrassing to you.
Lincoln

United States

#17 Mar 21, 2013
EdSed wrote:
<quoted text>Considering the prolific and public output of Prof Dawkins it is only natural that something he might have said could have been worded better at some stage. There's nothing very funny or embarrassing about it.
I have the impression that your posts often support Creationism in education and you defend a religous faith you constantly deny in yourself. I see that as demonstrably embarrassing to you.
No!
No!

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#18 Mar 21, 2013
EdSed wrote:
<quoted text>Considering the prolific and public output of Prof Dawkins it is only natural that something he might have said could have been worded better at some stage. There's nothing very funny or embarrassing about it.
I have the impression that your posts often support Creationism in education and you defend a religous faith you constantly deny in yourself. I see that as demonstrably embarrassing to you.
Indeed.

Lincon-logs-for-brains is a bonafide creationist/True Believer™

It's quite sad to witness, too.
Lincoln

United States

#19 Mar 21, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
It also fails to separate Zealot Genuine Christian™ from the Zealot Genuine Catholic™.
Oh look!
We have a fine example of a Zealot Genuine Catholic™ here...
Yet a recent trend is more promising. In the past decade at least 1,500 multifaith prayer rooms have appeared in Britain alone, estimates Andrew Crompton, professor of architecture at Liverpool University, in research to be published in the Journal of Architecture. At least 90 are open to the faithful (and often to the faithless too, represented by a blank space on multifaith signs) in airports, according to the International Association of Civil Aviation Chaplains. A prayer room in the Zurich railway station draws up to 1,000 visitors daily during Swiss holidays.

“My hand is over my crotch.”

Since: Jan 10

It's time to put it to use

#20 Mar 21, 2013
Funny.

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