Paul WV

United States

#42 May 8, 2010
the serpent was right wrote:
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Walpurgisnacht = great allied victory?
Could be, for Walpurgisnacht is the feast day of St. Walburga who brought Christianity to pagan Germany, Finland, Sweden, and Eastern European countries.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#43 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
Your salsa analogy holds no water; unless you can prove salsa has the attributes of God; good luck.
The vacuum of empty space has the same visible attributes as your godlet. Salsa, being real and physical, has many more. So do balloon bunnies [ahem!].

Paul. Whatever it is that you've been peddling for months on these threads : have you noticed that NOBODY is interested?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#44 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
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Take God out of society then government needs to take the place of God by controlling the lives a each individual; down to how much salt they should have and how much junk food they can eat.
And that's Jesus' job. Well, his spokespeople, through whom He undoubtedly speaks. They know how much salt and junk food thy personal temple may haveth.
Paul WV

United States

#45 May 8, 2010
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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The vacuum of empty space has the same visible attributes as your godlet. Salsa, being real and physical, has many more. So do balloon bunnies [ahem!].
Paul. Whatever it is that you've been peddling for months on these threads : have you noticed that NOBODY is interested?
So now you are speaking for everyone? Who elected you to be their prophet to speak for them or did you just assume the position?
the serpent was right

Orefield, PA

#46 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
<quoted text>
Take God out of society then government needs to take the place of God by controlling the lives a each individual; down to how much salt they should have and how much junk food they can eat.
Your salsa analogy holds no water; unless you can prove salsa has the attributes of God; good luck.
I smell desperation.
According to you godbots, you have free will. If you have free will, than god doesn't do all those things you claim the goverment would have to replace. You fail.

I have as much proof for my salsa theory as you have for your boobquake theory. You fail
the serpent was right

Orefield, PA

#47 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
<quoted text>
So now you are speaking for everyone? Who elected you to be their prophet to speak for them or did you just assume the position?
He can speak for me.
the serpent was right

Orefield, PA

#48 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
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Could be, for Walpurgisnacht is the feast day of St. Walburga who brought Christianity to pagan Germany, Finland, Sweden, and Eastern European countries.
You had better look up what Walpurgisnacht is.
As always, you are talking out of the wrong end.
Paul WV

United States

#49 May 8, 2010
the serpent was right wrote:
<quoted text>
I smell desperation.
According to you godbots, you have free will. If you have free will, than god doesn't do all those things you claim the goverment would have to replace. You fail.
I have as much proof for my salsa theory as you have for your boobquake theory. You fail
Reality proves me right, as Christianity, God, is taken out of American society, big government needs to step in to take control; else there would be anarchy; though in the end, without God, that is what you will have anyway.

As I said before America has taken God's blessings for granted and now that it wants to poke its finger in God's eye; it will reap the whirlwind. Though there is always hope Christians will once more take back America.
Paul WV

United States

#50 May 8, 2010
the serpent was right wrote:
<quoted text>
You had better look up what Walpurgisnacht is.
As always, you are talking out of the wrong end.
I know how you would like to interpret it, but I chose to take the true meaning for which the day was named: Saint Walpurga.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#51 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
Boobquake = great ecological disaster?
" http://secweb.infidels.org/article815.html&qu... ;

Hey, Paul!

Analysis of the Shroud of Turin proves that your Jesus had a freakishly tiny head-- to the point of severe retardation.

Assuming the shroud is real, obviously....

...if it was a clever hoax? Perhaps your Jesus was not a moron...

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#52 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
<quoted text>
Could be, for Walpurgisnacht is the feast day of St. Walburga who brought Christianity to pagan Germany, Finland, Sweden, and Eastern European countries.
And these countries continue to suffer for it...

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#53 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
<quoted text>
So now you are speaking for everyone? Who elected you to be their prophet to speak for them or did you just assume the position?
What about it, Paulie?

Did your Jesus have a freak-tiny head?

:ROFL:

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#54 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
<quoted text>
Reality proves me right, as Christianity, God, is taken out of American society, big government needs to step in to take control; else there would be anarchy; though in the end, without God, that is what you will have anyway.
As I said before America has taken God's blessings for granted and now that it wants to poke its finger in God's eye; it will reap the whirlwind. Though there is always hope Christians will once more take back America.
Desperately whiny godbot pleading for SOMEONE to take his monster-god seriously....

... very sad.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#55 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
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I know how you would like to interpret it, but I chose to take the true meaning for which the day was named: Saint Walpurga.
What about it, Paulie?

Was your Jesus a freak-show? Your Shroud (if real) proves he was....!

:ROFL:
Paul WV

United States

#56 May 8, 2010
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
" http://secweb.infidels.org/article815.html&qu... ;
Hey, Paul!
Analysis of the Shroud of Turin proves that your Jesus had a freakishly tiny head-- to the point of severe retardation.
Assuming the shroud is real, obviously....
...if it was a clever hoax? Perhaps your Jesus was not a moron...
That link is grasping a staws. Give me some real proof the Shroud of Turin is not a miracle.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#57 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
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That link is grasping a staws. Give me some real proof the Shroud of Turin is not a miracle.
Careful analysis of the "image" proves that if it was wrapped around a body:

** the head was freakishly tiny-- to the point of severe retardation

** the torso/legs were more than 6 feet tall, a freak at the time of Palestine

** one arm is quite a bit longer than the other one-- freakishly so.

These are mathematical measurements, Paul, not guesses. The measurements were taken from photographs of the shroud itself.

If the shroud has shrunk? It magnifies the problem-- the head would be so small, it's doubtful the person would've been more than a vegetable, and the height would've exceeded 7 feet, and the arms, unnaturally extended--again different lengths.

Stretching the shroud does not alleviate the problem, either -- the measurements have to do with proportions within the image itself.

--------

Proof: if your shroud is real?

Your Jesus was a freak: too tall, unequal arms, and a very tiny head (moronic).

So.

...was your Jesus a freak, Paul?

... or are you ready to admit the shroud is a fake?
NotBuyingIt

Mesa, AZ

#58 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
but it could have ...
Very convincing paulie....

Gotta love that scientific mind of yours at work....

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#60 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
duh
By the way, if the word boobquake makes you squeamish, think altar-boy-asscrack-quake.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#59 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
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So now you are speaking for everyone?
Well, I suppose I am, provisionally, anyway. Nobody has disagreed yet. And I know them all well enough to know that they do agree.

I repeat: nobody wants what you're peddling here. Nobody.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#61 May 8, 2010
Paul WV wrote:
just assume the position
Yo, Paulie. This isn't your church, I'm not an altar boy, and although you are AN asshat, you're not MY asshat.

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