The Bible!

[KJV]

There are many books written about and by various religions. But the Bible is the only one which claims to be the actual words of God. Those who believe the Bible also believe that God inspired various people through the years to write down His actual words for mankind. The Bible says more than 3,000 times “thus saith the Lord.” It claims that the words which follow are quotes from God.

Read more: http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/10-am...

[MrDesoto1]

Don't Buy the Bull!

[KittenKoder]

The Bible has outlasted Das Kapital, this is obvious by the number of adherents

Atheism is not a lost cause - it has failed altogether!

[Chuckles]

KittenKoder wrote:

The Bible has outlasted Das Kapital, this is obvious by the number of adherents
Atheism is not a lost cause - it has failed altogether!

Please explain, in DETAIL, how the "virgin" Mary was inseminated. I have a feeling it was in the manner of an alien insemination or that of a heifer:

1. Mary is approached by Yahweh who is also Jesus since the Father and the Son are ONE.
2. Yahweh needs a joyful Jewish minx to open her legs.
3. Mary squats in a wide stance.
4. Mary loosens hips and thighs and puts her ears to her ankles.
5. Yahweh inserts a tube into Mary's capacious vaginal dimensions as she shall birth a SON who is also Yahweh. The tube is much like those used to artificially inseminate heifers.
6. Mary has an orgasm.
7. Yahweh giggles and thanks her for a most glorious insemination.
8. Yahweh smokes a cigarette. He is a Marlboro Man.
9. Yahweh teleports Himself back to Wherever He Came.
10. The Gods, Yahweh and Zeus, compare notes about their ability to mate with humans and inseminate Jewish virgins, satyrs, goddesses, demigods and feral squirrels. Hell, Zeus inseminated Io after he turned her into a heifer:

http://edweb.sdsu.edu/people/bdodge/scaffold/...

Ladies, this is what happens when you decide to mate with Bible GOD:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

[Gramen Ferox]

Al Qur'an also claims to be the word of god.

Many books in the bible such as Torah, Psalms, and Gospel are written in Kabbalah.

Al Qur'an is more literal.

[KittenKoder]

Actually the Koran was given to Mohammed by ArchAngel Gabriel.
It does not contradict the OT and is often call an upgraded version with additional references.
Jesus did not refute the OT
Mohammed did not refute the NT
It was the corruptions of the teachings the prophets sought to correct.

Are you a Lilith fan Gramen?

[Gramen Ferox]

KittenKoder wrote:

Actually the Koran was given to Mohammed by ArchAngel Gabriel.
It does not contradict the OT and is often call an upgraded version with additional references.
Jesus did not refute the OT
Mohammed did not refute the NT
It was the corruptions of the teachings the prophets sought to correct.
Are you a Lilith fan Gramen?

You mean that damned succubus? Hell no!

[EdSed]

Religion is nothing but trouble

[Amused]

If I am not mistaken, Joseph Smith claimed the book of mormon was his transcription of the word of god. Most religions claim divine inspiration for their holy books. With out that gloss, it is just some guy making up some improbable stuff.