Oh, poor-poor Stupid Person. You are Second Most Stupid Person of All Stupid People.<quoted text>
Unlike you then; you have won the title of Most Stupid Of All Stupid People,
added to the First Prize for being the Most Obnoxious Prick Of All Obnoxious Pricks.
Now enjoy ....
It must irk you so, to be second rate like that.
Of course, The Buckster is Most Stupid Person of All Stupid People.
You're just 2nd fiddle.