I place the whole damn blame for Hurricane Sandy
squarely on the slouching shoulders of Pat Robertson.
Hmm .....where have I heard THAT line before?
Well, never mind.
Obviously, it was only a matter of time
...before God, in her inscrutable wisdom,
got really really really pissed off at Pat Robertson
for having the gall, the sheer arrogance,
of claiming to speak for her ...
just babbling at the mouth,
time and time again.
A direct pipeline to the Almighty!
God did this, God told me. God loves that, God wants this.
Hey, like it was ENOUGH already!
Trust me. Sandy was her way of saying:
Shut the F**K UP Pat!
No one ever said that she was a just God, did they?
Just look around .
You don't need me to tell you that.
And please donít forget to drop a few coins in the collection plate as you leave.