It has happened before, Pope Joan died while giving birth<quoted text>
By Lincoln's argument his figures were all male. Therefore, men cause misery and devastation and thus we must leave all important roles and decisions to women.
Can you imagine a female pope?
Hence ever since a new pope is carried high above their heads and his cardinals must take a little peek and recite the words
Testiculus habet, et bene pendentes
He has testicles and they hang well