HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!Nope; you are a dishonest sham who picks and chooses which laws to interpret literally
Oh, yes, Lamb Chop... I do tend to interpret laws literally.
lit·er·al·ly/ˈlit ərəl 5;/
Adverb: In a literal manner or sense; exactly: "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight over the traffic circle"