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“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#188 Aug 11, 2013
LCN Llin wrote:
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If you do choose to run for President in 2016 the Primary for Texas is March 2016. With your divine message we wait for you announcement.
Not very astute of you at all.
Here I sit re-hashing your candidate's agenda.
Even with thumping it all over town, last election, you do not even recognize a word of it.
You didn't even read your ballots, or the signs you stuck up in your yard, did you?

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#190 Aug 11, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
<Adam> {mumbling to self} "Those damn sloths will never make a good helpmate..."
<the god> "Whats wrong, Adam?"
<Adam> " Oh, nothing I guess"
<the god> "Tell me..."
<Adam> "OK, see that?{points to zebras humping furiously} uh, whats up with that? Lemme tell you, Gorillas are hostile...and territorial as fuc... uh possessive, but now those Bonobos...."
<the god> {frowns} "Oh, you mean..you mean you want a counterpart to yourself? Like I did for the rest of my creation. I thought you enjoyed our walks and talks in the garden. I was going to stop the sun for an hour or two today, just to prolong it...maybe a picnic... but..If you don't want me....."
<Adam> "No, no, no, I do enjoy it. But I can't find a helpmate, and I was thinking..you know uh..{looks at zebras} What do you use your god penis for? In the timeless and eternal void outside of the canopy of stars"
<the god> "What do you mean what do I use it for...? OK, OK, FINE, I'LL MAKE YOU A HELPMATE.....now, go to sleep so I can take a rib, I'm out of dust"
<Adam> " Whu?!"
<the god> "I work in mysterious ways"
<the Jesus> "Mary had to come from somewhere, eh?"
<the god> "OH, hey, I didn't see us sitting over here"
<the ghost> "It's really weird when we talk to ourselves like this"
<the god> "I'm tellin me!...erm...you're ..uh..tellin.um. me.. us? Yeah, us. The THREE of US."
<the Jesus> "I can't wait to use this thing and pee!"
<the ghost> "WHAT THING?...What's... um,* he?* talking about.....us?
<the god> "Remember!, no women....they're nothing but trouble!"
<the ghost> "Why is the Satan here?...oh yeah..never mind I... uh. I.. knew that.. I mean - WE - know that."
LOL! I totally love it.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#191 Aug 11, 2013
Just Results wrote:
<quoted text>
Your delusional satanic indoctrinations are deeper than I originally assessed. All of your distorted views of the Bible will be erased as soon as that first flame of Hell kisses your ass.
You just are not ever going to read your buybull, are you?
LCN Llin

United States

#192 Aug 11, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Not very astute of you at all.
Here I sit re-hashing your candidate's agenda.
Even with thumping it all over town, last election, you do not even recognize a word of it.
You didn't even read your ballots, or the signs you stuck up in your yard, did you?
So far no Sherman Statement?
Rick Perry still your candidate?
http://frontloading.blogspot.com/p/2016-presi...

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#193 Aug 11, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<Adam> {mumbling to self} "Those damn sloths will never make a good helpmate..."

<the god> "Whats wrong, Adam?"

<Adam> " Oh, nothing I guess"

<the god> "Tell me..."

<Adam> "OK, see that?{points to zebras humping furiously} uh, whats up with that? Lemme tell you, Gorillas are hostile...and territorial as fuc... uh possessive, but now those Bonobos...."

<the god> {frowns} "Oh, you mean..you mean you want a counterpart to yourself? Like I did for the rest of my creation. I thought you enjoyed our walks and talks in the garden. I was going to stop the sun for an hour or two today, just to prolong it...maybe a picnic... but..If you don't want me....."

<Adam> "No, no, no, I do enjoy it. But I can't find a helpmate, and I was thinking..you know uh..{looks at zebras} What do you use your god penis for? In the timeless and eternal void outside of the canopy of stars"

<the god> "What do you mean what do I use it for...? OK, OK, FINE, I'LL MAKE YOU A HELPMATE.....now, go to sleep so I can take a rib, I'm out of dust"

<Adam> " Whu?!"

<the god> "I work in mysterious ways"

<the Jesus> "Mary had to come from somewhere, eh?"

<the god> "OH, hey, I didn't see us sitting over here"

<the ghost> "It's really weird when we talk to ourselves like this"

<the god> "I'm tellin me!...erm...you're ..uh..tellin.um. me.. us? Yeah, us. The THREE of US."

<the Jesus> "I can't wait to use this thing and pee!"

<the ghost> "WHAT THING?...What's... um,* he?* talking about.....us?

<the god> "Remember!, no women....they're nothing but trouble!"

<the ghost> "Why is the Satan here?...oh yeah..never mind I... uh. I.. knew that.. I mean - WE - know that."
Effing brilliant satire.

!!!

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#194 Aug 11, 2013
LCN Llin wrote:
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If you do choose to run for President in 2016 the Primary for Texas is March 2016. With your divine message we wait for you announcement.
You continue to comment in this forum with garbage, because you've given up on proving your god and must "hack" your opinions into this forum like the failed troll you are.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#195 Aug 11, 2013
LCN Llin wrote:
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So far no Sherman Statement?
Rick Perry still your candidate?
http://frontloading.blogspot.com/p/2016-presi...
ignorant creationist waste of space.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#199 Aug 11, 2013
LCN Llin wrote:
<quoted text>
So far no Sherman Statement?
Rick Perry still your candidate?
http://frontloading.blogspot.com/p/2016-presi...
You are throwing marshmallows at a brick wall.(No impact) Considering your target's attributes and deficiencies, before an actual attack might allow you to make more appropriate choices as to what you meant to accomplish, with these clownish antics.
Am I to collapse in hysterical laughter?

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#201 Aug 11, 2013
FollowerofChrist wrote:
I am leaving this thread as it is senseless to try to inform the willfully ignorant. May you all find Christ before it is too late!
Does this post count as example of irony?

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#202 Aug 12, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Does this post count as example of irony?
Nah, he is just lurking, before going on a sock shopping spree.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#203 Aug 12, 2013
greymouser wrote:
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Does this post count as example of irony?
I believe it does!(quips the non-believer)

:)

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#204 Aug 13, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
I believe it does!(quips the non-believer)
:)
Sweet.

Examples of irony are a bit hard to come by as it's a subtle thing.

But I suspect that example is even more subtle than the diabetic, needing insulin, gets run over by a truck carrying insulin.

A True Christian calls others willfully ignorant when they themselves demonstrate they haven't read the Bible or have a clue how the Bible came about.

Yeah, that works.:)

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