The End Times Are Upon Us!

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“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

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I know it very well, in fact, I know the parts that describe why you're going to Hell more than any of it. You just keep proving it to me without my even asking for it.
I used to think that Hell was just a myth and was too harsh of a place to ever send a human being but after reading your rants, it makes perfect sense.
Did you know that your god might make you eat your children, or that gifts of hundreds of foreskins and golden dipt hemmrhoids make him happy?

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Your meds need to be increased and your doctor patted on the back for having to deal with your phucked up life..
A personal attack, on me? How completely Christain of you. Your fear is showing. If trying to trash me, keeps you from actually reading your buybull and discovering, that what I say, is in your bible, and is claimed as truth. Well so be it, I get to protect you, from what you can't face .... your own theology. LOL!

You poor cafeteria Christain.

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I am leaving this thread as it is senseless to try to inform the willfully ignorant. May you all find Christ before it is too late!
Please leave-- do not let the screen door smack your oversized backside on your way out.

Oh, and wipe your feet-- they are filthy...

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<quoted text>A personal attack, on me? How completely Christain of you. Your fear is showing. If trying to trash me, keeps you from actually reading your buybull and discovering, that what I say, is in your bible, and is claimed as truth. Well so be it, I get to protect you, from what you can't face .... your own theology. LOL!
You poor cafeteria Christain.
I have started reporting his posts every time he mentions torture.

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Why don't you? He's on your other hand.
I need to prove your claim, that "Bob is Jewish? Yeah, ha ha!

He is actually hundreds of miles from me, if he is still even in Oklahoma. And considering that it is not me claiming that "everything I wrote was a lie", it was you, remember? Well, you get to be the one to prove it.

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No I didn't. But did you know that your Satan will never allow you to live a free and liberated life as he has you trapped in a snare of lies?
So your god is incapable of stopping this "satan" god of yours?

In fact? You have painted your "satan" god as the more powerful-- the more PERSUASIVE.

Making your "satan" god the superior god in all the ways that count....

... pity you.

Good thing both your gods are myth, isn't?

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No I didn't. But did you know that your Satan will never allow you to live a free and liberated life as he has you trapped in a snare of lies?
It is all in the buybull. Are you afraid to read it?

Point: You may be a bit interested, or not, but I feel the same way about all the thousands of gods as I do about yours.
Satan, the Holy Spit, Jehovah, Jesus, Allah, Yahweh, they are your gods, none of these exist without the others.

Just check with your god, he and Satan play silly betting games for fun, with your lives and families.

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Your short temper flared its nostrils again. Very typical of your ugly atheism.
What a silly response, you should just read your book. You accomplish nothing with attacks on me. You have nothing to use against me.
BTW: Atheism means without theism.

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You're such an offensive human being.
The truth will set you free, but you have to be brave enough to face it. Read your book!

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This proves that atheism is a religion. Reporting to invisible moderators is an act of prayer on your part. ROFLMAO.
They are real people, Topix.com moderators, Doofus. We are agreeing to abide by the Topix rules, when we post here.

Atheism is the abscence of theism. Read your book. Would you like me to show you which bits you need to read?

Start with Judges 1:19, and understand that it is an atheist who knows your holy book, when you don't.

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I never claimed he was Jewish, you lying scum.
Yes, you did. I wrote that Bob wasn't

Jewish. You replied that everything I had written in that post was a lie. That "everything" would include you calling the contents of the Holy Bible and Bob being not Jewish, all lies.

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A point that you may be interested in is that you will be in Hell burning for eternity and you will never be able to escape it. Read it. It's in the bible with a full description of you explaining the reasons and all. There was no playing around at all when God warned you.
I really don't care how you feel about the other thousands of gods because they don't exist. Face it, the only One you fear is my God, the One that is going to let me watch you get thrown into the pit of fire.
Actually , I will be feeling very sorry for you. But it will be a relief knowing that you will be lost permanently and never to be seen or heard from again. Your filth and your agenda will burn for eternity.
Do you think that from the huge number of gods available, I would choose a demented Johnny-come-lately misogynistic, piss-ant of an Asian god, to be the only one I'd fear or beleive in?

Uh, no, not even your regional or passed down family god scares me. Why does it scare you? Why would you care to watch human destruction? Has your religion warped you so much, that humanity is nothing to you?

If your god were real, and you were in hell burning and I were to watch, I would slap your filthy god down and take you out of the flames. I have no fear of the impossible thing that you call a god.

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And to be without theism is to be with hatred. IOW, your Hell has already begun, just without the torture of fire, brimstone and other means of horror, with not a drop of water in sight.
Actually it is raining. Nahuatl is replenishing the earth. He is a god of my continent, he is a god who knows that my happiness is rain. Water falling from the sky, and I am out dancing in it.

Read your holy book, maybe when you get to heaven (amidst all the planes and helicopters) your god will appoint you as his hemorrhoid collecter.

I doubt though, that he will let you handle the gold, to dip them in, but up-ending your fellow man to harvest the "riods seems to be something you would excel at doing.

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Then you will have a full knowledge of why you are burning in Hell. That's about all you are proving to me.
Next rant please.
LOL! Judges 1:19 is proof, that your failure of a god was beaten by an iron chariot.

This creates a problem for you. When you do decide to actually read the buybull and you do see that what we post, is your biblical proof(actually from your bible), how are you going to handle that you might just become an atheist too?

Will you still be able to bow down to a god who was defeated by such a little thing?

Didn't anyone tell you beforehand that we would teach you, your own buybull? Staying here, you risk seeing things that you will not be able to un-see, and they will come from the Holy Bible. I for one, will enjoy schooling you.

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Get a doctor. Quick!
Is it starting to dawn on you yet. Your god is a feeble weasel.

Medicine won't help him, he doiesn't believe in science, only magic. But maybe you could call a witch doctor/priest to restore your faltering faith.
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<quoted text>Is it starting to dawn on you yet. Your god is a feeble weasel.
Medicine won't help him, he doiesn't believe in science, only magic. But maybe you could call a witch doctor/priest to restore your faltering faith.
Your opinions amusing
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I really don't give a shit what you said.
Of course you do, it's itching you like a poison ivy covered hair shirt would, but this is about what you said, and you said was that everything I had written was a lie.

"YOU SAID" is that beyond your too limited grasp? You said it, not me.

I didn't call everything, you have said a lie. I have only posted bible truth about your book god-myth.

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I have. But unlike you, I understand it.
Do you really?

Then maybe you can explain to me why the bible god didn't know beforehand that he would have to create Eve. He created Adam for one reason and one reason only, to till the earth*, but Eve was totally unplanned. He actually sent Adam out to find his help-meet from among the beasts**, and when no help-meet was found for Adam, your god had to create Eve, and he/she and Adam became the first, same sex couple.

Your god didn't know about DNA, did he? Or maybe, Adam and Eve were both hermaphrodites. They both would have had to be, to be cloned and to actually produce children.

*Just how hungry and lazy was this god?

**Imagine the details that was left out of the bible, concerning that search. Maybe that is why the bible includes instructions as to what you should do with the animals you have had sex with, ya think?
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<quoted text>Do you really?
Then maybe you can explain to me why the bible god didn't know beforehand that he would have to create Eve. He created Adam for one reason and one reason only, to till the earth*, but Eve was totally unplanned. He actually sent Adam out to find his help-meet from among the beasts**, and when no help-meet was found for Adam, your god had to create Eve, and he/she and Adam became the first, same sex couple.
Your god didn't know about DNA, did he? Or maybe, Adam and Eve were both hermaphrodites. They both would have had to be, to be cloned and to actually produce children.
*Just how hungry and lazy was this god?
**Imagine the details that was left out of the bible, concerning that search. Maybe that is why the bible includes instructions as to what you should do with the animals you have had sex with, ya think?
If you do choose to run for President in 2016 the Primary for Texas is March 2016. With your divine message we wait for you announcement.

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<quoted text>Do you really?
Then maybe you can explain to me why the bible god didn't know beforehand that he would have to create Eve. He created Adam for one reason and one reason only, to till the earth*, but Eve was totally unplanned. He actually sent Adam out to find his help-meet from among the beasts**, and when no help-meet was found for Adam, your god had to create Eve, and he/she and Adam became the first, same sex couple.
Your god didn't know about DNA, did he? Or maybe, Adam and Eve were both hermaphrodites. They both would have had to be, to be cloned and to actually produce children.
*Just how hungry and lazy was this god?
**Imagine the details that was left out of the bible, concerning that search. Maybe that is why the bible includes instructions as to what you should do with the animals you have had sex with, ya think?
<Adam> {mumbling to self} "Those damn sloths will never make a good helpmate..."

<the god> "Whats wrong, Adam?"

<Adam> " Oh, nothing I guess"

<the god> "Tell me..."

<Adam> "OK, see that?{points to zebras humping furiously} uh, whats up with that? Lemme tell you, Gorillas are hostile...and territorial as fuc... uh possessive, but now those Bonobos...."

<the god> {frowns} "Oh, you mean..you mean you want a counterpart to yourself? Like I did for the rest of my creation. I thought you enjoyed our walks and talks in the garden. I was going to stop the sun for an hour or two today, just to prolong it...maybe a picnic... but..If you don't want me....."

<Adam> "No, no, no, I do enjoy it. But I can't find a helpmate, and I was thinking..you know uh..{looks at zebras} What do you use your god penis for? In the timeless and eternal void outside of the canopy of stars"

<the god> "What do you mean what do I use it for...? OK, OK, FINE, I'LL MAKE YOU A HELPMATE.....now, go to sleep so I can take a rib, I'm out of dust"

<Adam> " Whu?!"

<the god> "I work in mysterious ways"

<the Jesus> "Mary had to come from somewhere, eh?"

<the god> "OH, hey, I didn't see us sitting over here"

<the ghost> "It's really weird when we talk to ourselves like this"

<the god> "I'm tellin me!...erm...you're ..uh..tellin.um. me.. us? Yeah, us. The THREE of US."

<the Jesus> "I can't wait to use this thing and pee!"

<the ghost> "WHAT THING?...What's... um,* he?* talking about.....us?

<the god> "Remember!, no women....they're nothing but trouble!"

<the ghost> "Why is the Satan here?...oh yeah..never mind I... uh. I.. knew that.. I mean - WE - know that."

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