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redneck

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#1 Aug 4, 2009
An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac would lay awake all night pondering whether or not there is a Dog...
redneck

United States

#2 Aug 4, 2009
Atheist tombstone-- All dressed up an no place to go.
ScienceRules

Plainfield, VT

#3 Aug 4, 2009
redneck wrote:
Atheist tombstone-- All dressed up an no place to go.
Atheists don't have a prayer.

Atheists have no invisible means of support.

Atheism; No god. Know peace.

“Turning coffee into theorems”

Since: Dec 06

Trapped inside a Klein Bottle

#4 Aug 5, 2009

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#5 Aug 5, 2009
redneck wrote:
Atheist tombstone-- All dressed up an no place to go.
Just like everyone else.

“Leave That Thing Alone!”

Since: Nov 07

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#6 Aug 5, 2009
Atheism: No illusions necessary
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#7 Aug 7, 2009
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#8 Aug 7, 2009

“Science, not faith.”

Since: Sep 07

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#9 Aug 7, 2009

“Science, not faith.”

Since: Sep 07

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#10 Aug 7, 2009
"Science flies you to the moon,
Religion flies you into buildings!"
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#11 Aug 7, 2009
more:

Worship Me or I will Torture you forever. Have a nice day - God

Oh look, another pro-lifer for war.

Evolution is not a fact, it's trillions and trillions of facts

I wouldn't trust your god, even if he did exist.

Forget the 72 virgins, give me 2 hot bisexual sluts and a bottle of vodka.

blasphemy is a victimless crime

WWUD - think for yourself
nina

Ottawa, Canada

#12 Aug 7, 2009
I met Jesus, he turned water into wine. I burned him at the stake for witchcraft.

the only miracle of Christianity is how people swallow that shit

the Spanish Inquistion was a faith based initiative.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#13 Aug 8, 2009
When was the last time you read about a suicide atheist blowing up a market place?

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#14 Aug 8, 2009
Man created God in his image: intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#15 Aug 8, 2009
Jesus called, he wants his religion back.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#16 Aug 8, 2009
Fundamentalism means: never having to open your mind

Yes, I found religion. I found it to be completely worthless.

Have you threatened your children with eternal damnation today?

Sorry. References to verses in the Bible are not crushing rejoinders in a rational debate.

I guess it's easier to be BORN AGAIN than to GROW UP. Right?

_________

And I'll just push *my* favorite subversive website: " http://www.evolvefish.com "

“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

Since: May 08

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#17 Aug 9, 2009
A Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak. The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.” The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days singing your praises.” The atheist says, “Oh, guys, if you pass me that one life preserver, I promise I’ll swim to Cleveland.” “And how will you spend the rest of your days?” the Jew and the Catholic ask. “Well,” says the atheist, “I’m not sure, but I can tell you one thing: I’ll never go rowing with other atheists.”

“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

Since: May 08

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#18 Aug 9, 2009
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

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#19 Aug 9, 2009
An atheist buys an ancient lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.” The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asks the genie. “Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. “What’s wrong?” asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”

“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

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#20 Aug 9, 2009
...and he came across a little boy with a box of kittens. Pat peered into the box, and said, "Son, those are the cutest little kitties I have ever seen. What kind are they?"

"These are Christian kittens," the little boy replied.

Pat chuckled and went on his way.

A week later, he found himself on the same street, this time chatting up Ann Coulter, when he saw the same little boy with the same box of kittens. Hoping to score some points with her, he said, "Ann, go ask that little boy what kind of kittens those are."

She did, and the boy replied, "These are atheist kittens."

Ann looked shocked, and looked back at Pat. Pat asked the boy, "What do you mean, atheist kittens? Last week you told me these kittens were Christian!"

"They were," replied the boy. "But then their eyes opened."

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