The bible's god misses on a lot of things...A guy and priest go golfing.
The guy misses the hole and says,"Damn I missed!" The priest says, "Don't say the D word or God will throw a lightning bolt at you."
On the next hole the guy misses and says "Damn..." But the priest
cuts him off and says,"Don't say the D word.
"On the next hole the guy misses and says "Damn I missed" and a lightning bolt comes down and hits the priest, and God says
"Damn I missed!"