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“God=Registered Sex Offender!”

Since: Jul 12

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#24 Sep 3, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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Nobody accepts you. You're too dumb.
Indeed, TRUE Christians are called upon by His Righteous Armpits to pass judgment upon others. Mr. Skeptic may be repudiated by everyone, including Jesus Christ who died a 33-year-old virgin carpenter in a blood-soaked diaper, but we are also called to first pass judgment upon ourselves. A TRUE Christian begins every act of judgment by looking between his legs. Are you circumcised? Does your "wee-wee" look like Jesus’ "wee-wee"? You can use a very small mirror (unless you are colored) to verify that your personal member is a replica of the very "wee-wee" Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. You can even circumcise yourself in the privacy of your own home. All you need is a kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels and your "wee-wee". Check yourself before you wreck yourself:

1.Lay your "wee-wee" over a flat surface (preferably over the sink).

2.Use a kitchen knife with a very dull blade. Press down on the bothersome pink ring near the uncircumcised tip of your "wee-wee".

3.Move the knife back and forth. Apply Crisco oil. Stop when it cuts all the way through or when you hear a popping sound.

4.Apply paper towels saturated with Crisco oil to the BLESSED wound.

5.Wait 7 days before returning to Church or before passing judgment on others.

Glory and Praise to the CIRCUMCISED Lamb of God who shed His blood over a kitchen sink!
**I use "wee-wee" because Topix won't let me post the anatomically accurate vocabulary found in Grey's Anatomy.**

“There are other issues.”

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#28 Sep 3, 2012
AmericasBestChristian wrote:
<quoted text>Indeed, TRUE Christians are called upon by His Righteous Armpits to pass judgment upon others. Mr. Skeptic may be repudiated by everyone, including Jesus Christ who died a 33-year-old virgin carpenter in a blood-soaked diaper, but we are also called to first pass judgment upon ourselves. A TRUE Christian begins every act of judgment by looking between his legs. Are you circumcised? Does your "wee-wee" look like JesusÂ’ "wee-wee"? You can use a very small mirror (unless you are colored) to verify that your personal member is a replica of the very "wee-wee" Jesus took to Heaven with Him. Remember: when trying to emulate Jesus, you should overlook no detail. You can even circumcise yourself in the privacy of your own home. All you need is a kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels and your "wee-wee". Check yourself before you wreck yourself:

1.Lay your "wee-wee" over a flat surface (preferably over the sink).

2.Use a kitchen knife with a very dull blade. Press down on the bothersome pink ring near the uncircumcised tip of your "wee-wee".

3.Move the knife back and forth. Apply Crisco oil. Stop when it cuts all the way through or when you hear a popping sound.

4.Apply paper towels saturated with Crisco oil to the BLESSED wound.

5.Wait 7 days before returning to Church or before passing judgment on others.

Glory and Praise to the CIRCUMCISED Lamb of God who shed His blood over a kitchen sink!
**I use "wee-wee" because Topix won't let me post the anatomically accurate vocabulary found in Grey's Anatomy.**
Did you eat paint chips when you were young?

“There are other issues.”

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#29 Sep 3, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>This is coming from a Creationist who has failed to convice anyone that the world is 6000 years old.
A claim that of course was made by you.

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#30 Sep 3, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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A claim that of course was made by you.
Good job Creationist liar who thinks the sun revolves around the earth...

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#31 Sep 3, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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Did you eat paint chips when you were young?
Have you found a kidred spirit for your toxic mealtimes?

“There are other issues.”

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#32 Sep 3, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Good job Creationist liar who thinks the sun revolves around the earth...
Another assumption made by you. What's next, you want me to ride your mom the dinosaur?

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#33 Sep 3, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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Another assumption made by you. What's next, you want me to ride your mom the dinosaur?
You might need to rewrite your revision Creationist trash to include my mom- a pity you couldn't get that lie in first time eh?

“There are other issues.”

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#34 Sep 4, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>You might need to rewrite your revision Creationist trash to include my mom- a pity you couldn't get that lie in first time eh?
Lie? Oh yes, you have been telling the truth all this time. Bwahahahahahahaha!

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#35 Sep 4, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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Lie? Oh yes, you have been telling the truth all this time. Bwahahahahahahaha!
You wouldn't know what the truth was if it were tattooed to your retina.

You'd still deny something that's etched into your biology our of willful ignorance.

“There are other issues.”

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#36 Sep 4, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>You wouldn't know what the truth was if it were tattooed to your retina.

You'd still deny something that's etched into your biology our of willful ignorance.
Bwahahaha! This comes from the dumbarse who makes up posts using people's monikers.

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#37 Sep 5, 2012
Educated What wrote:
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Bwahahaha!
Glad that one hit home.

“There are other issues.”

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#38 Sep 5, 2012
-Skeptic- wrote:
<quoted text>Glad that one hit home.
No but it sure bothers you.

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