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Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#1 Jan 24, 2013
He certainly liked washing men, big time foot fetish! Not to mention his bromance with John.
And let's not forget how Jesus liked his men.... Young and naked!

Mark 14: 51-52

Looks like right before he was arrested he was having a Ted Haggard moment!

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#2 Jan 24, 2013
Mark 10:46 Jesus leaving Jericho with some young dudes says, what happens in Jericho stays in Jericho.
Thinking

Leighton Buzzard, UK

#3 Jan 24, 2013
None of us can prove jesus wasn't gay.
That's not for us to prove.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#4 Jan 24, 2013
According to the bible myth he does seem to be a homosexual man. Washing other men, spending all night in a tomb with a naked man.

Freaky stuff there :))
Thinking wrote:
None of us can prove jesus wasn't gay.
That's not for us to prove.
Amused

Spencer, MA

#5 Jan 24, 2013
Wouldn't he have to be real before he could be gay?

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#6 Jan 24, 2013
Correct I should have stated, was the biblical Jesus gay?

Seeing as how we have no historic proof for him actually existing.
Amused wrote:
Wouldn't he have to be real before he could be gay?
Thinking

Leighton Buzzard, UK

#7 Jan 24, 2013
Maybe jesus wasn't gay, he just f**ked a lot of men who were?

Good luck to him, live and let live.
Givemeliberty wrote:
According to the bible myth he does seem to be a homosexual man. Washing other men, spending all night in a tomb with a naked man.
Freaky stuff there :))
<quoted text>

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#8 Jan 24, 2013
Wouldn't it just be precious of the Christhole bigots had to deal with their god being a gay man? Fox News would explode!

:))
Thinking wrote:
Maybe jesus wasn't gay, he just f**ked a lot of men who were?
Good luck to him, live and let live.
<quoted text>
Thinking

Leighton Buzzard, UK

#9 Jan 25, 2013
Maybe it would end that whole prejudice thing.
Then we could focus on ending the misogyny of christians and other belief systems.
Look to the positive, and all that...
Givemeliberty wrote:
Wouldn't it just be precious of the Christhole bigots had to deal with their god being a gay man? Fox News would explode!
:))
<quoted text>
Adam

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#10 Jan 25, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
He certainly liked washing men, big time foot fetish!
Just to give some counter arguments. He also hung about with a number of women. There were a number of "Mary's" present at the crucifixion. One was his mother. The other lady friends? Gnostic gospels indicate a close relationship with Mary Magdalene.

Anyway, enough talk of fairy tales for one day :D

Since: Aug 12

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#11 Jan 25, 2013
If God had sex with Mary without her consent then that's rape. Alternatively, Mary consented in which case she committed adultery (breaking God's seventh commandment).

Now considering Jesus had a rapist for a father or an adulterer for a mother, how can he be so preachy about things?

Since: Oct 10

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#12 Jan 25, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Wouldn't it just be precious of the Christhole bigots had to deal with their god being a gay man? Fox News would explode!
:))
<quoted text>
Wouldn't it just be precious if people would stop using "gay" as a weapon?

Oh wait, I just woke my gay self up. Now I'm going to take my gay shower..........Now I'm going to dry my gay hair, put my gay makeup on and dress my gay self. I spent too much time on my gay self so I'll eat my gay poptart(strawberry) and catch the last bus to my gay job.

Too much gay stuff?

No power in the 'verse can stop me.

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#13 Jan 25, 2013
I don't think Jesus was gay. The story says a few guys nailed him, or that he was hung, or maybe had a hang up which, afterwards, took three days to get stiff and then rise later on, or so the story goes.

The translations are sketchy.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#14 Jan 25, 2013
Indeed the angel didn't ask Mary if she wanted to be impregnated he told her she was. Certainly done without her knowledge and consent. At that point what choice did she have? Say she was getting an abortion?
swerty wrote:
If God had sex with Mary without her consent then that's rape. Alternatively, Mary consented in which case she committed adultery (breaking God's seventh commandment).
Now considering Jesus had a rapist for a father or an adulterer for a mother, how can he be so preachy about things?

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#15 Jan 25, 2013
Indeed the religious bigots have made it that way. I think they should drop their crusade against the gay community as there is ample examples that their own god enjoyed wrestling with men all night for example.

That's why it's fun to show them the truth behind their bigotry.
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Wouldn't it just be precious if people would stop using "gay" as a weapon?
Oh wait, I just woke my gay self up. Now I'm going to take my gay shower..........Now I'm going to dry my gay hair, put my gay makeup on and dress my gay self. I spent too much time on my gay self so I'll eat my gay poptart(strawberry) and catch the last bus to my gay job.
Too much gay stuff?
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Thinking

Leighton Buzzard, UK

#16 Jan 25, 2013
I make a very gay foot towel.
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Wouldn't it just be precious if people would stop using "gay" as a weapon?
Oh wait, I just woke my gay self up. Now I'm going to take my gay shower..........Now I'm going to dry my gay hair, put my gay makeup on and dress my gay self. I spent too much time on my gay self so I'll eat my gay poptart(strawberry) and catch the last bus to my gay job.
Too much gay stuff?
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Thinking

Leighton Buzzard, UK

#17 Jan 25, 2013
Time to dust off the Glucifixion again:

www.youtube.com/watch...
AntiFreakMachine wrote:
I don't think Jesus was gay. The story says a few guys nailed him, or that he was hung, or maybe had a hang up which, afterwards, took three days to get stiff and then rise later on, or so the story goes.
The translations are sketchy.

Since: Mar 11

Lexington, KY

#18 Jan 25, 2013
Church claims Jesus was indeed gay according to the bible.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/...

“Tis the Season for Reason!”

Since: Feb 11

Pale Blue Dot

#19 Jan 25, 2013
Didn't this alleged Jeebus character supposedly kiss one of his boyfriends, oops, disciples?

Since: Mar 11

United States

#20 Jan 25, 2013
He was certainly more affectionate to sweaty men than those women who he found icky and unclean.
MrDesoto1 wrote:
Didn't this alleged Jeebus character supposedly kiss one of his boyfriends, oops, disciples?

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