Did God command the eating of a poop ...

Did God command the eating of a poop sandwich?, part 2 of 2

There are 16 comments on the Examiner.com story from May 10, 2014, titled Did God command the eating of a poop sandwich?, part 2 of 2. In it, Examiner.com reports that:

"But as for you, take wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, put them in one vessel and make them into bread for yourself; you shall eat it according to the number of the days that you lie on your side.

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#1 May 15, 2014
Yes!
Amused

Lowell, MA

#2 May 15, 2014
Life is a poop sandwich. The more bread you have, the less poop you have to eat.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#3 May 18, 2014
Re: Bible god. If you can actually bow before a god who makes up rules about how human poop can figure into your dinner plans, then surely the same god making you chow down on the kiddies is A-OK too?

Now imagine Good Christain that you have been told to cook the babies. Will you tell them? "You gotta go darling, Jehovah god said for me to cook and eat you". It's truly a fine thing that there is really no buybull god, isn't it?

Leviticus 26: 28-29
True Christian witness

Slick, OK

#4 May 23, 2014
If you really want to know the answer to that question, you should ask the next witness that you meet.

People will say and teach whatever they understand to be fact, but the truth is still in Gods word the Bible, and only Jehovah's witnesses know the truth, no brag, just fact.

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#5 May 23, 2014
True Christian witness wrote:
If you really want to know the answer to that question, you should ask the next witness that you meet.
People will say and teach whatever they understand to be fact, but the truth is still in Gods word the Bible, and only Jehovah's witnesses know the truth, no brag, just fact.
You know nothing and i would never trust a jehovas witness

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#6 May 23, 2014
True Christian witness wrote:
If you really want to know the answer to that question, you should ask the next witness that you meet.
People will say and teach whatever they understand to be fact, but the truth is still in Gods word the Bible, and only Jehovah's witnesses know the truth, no brag, just fact.
Do you know how far down the list of those who are spreading "the truth and nothing but the truth" of the Abrahamic god, the Jehovah's witnesses are?
The follow literally thousands of sects which have gotten the only real truth from the god-myth before they did. And btw, the god-myth claims that all those who later say that they are the truth, the light, and the way are false prophets. That would include the witnesses who like all the others, just partition out the parts of the myth that they can stomach, and leave the rest for the other sects to dole out to their followers, as they see fit. So as to believing their word? I don't think so. Even the original Christainity is just a broken rendition of the Jewish religion.
S Iro

Wiley Park, Australia

#7 Jun 3, 2014
Reason Personified wrote:
Re: Bible god. If you can actually bow before a god who makes up rules about how human poop can figure into your dinner plans, then surely the same god making you chow down on the kiddies is A-OK too?
Now imagine Good Christain that you have been told to cook the babies. Will you tell them? "You gotta go darling, Jehovah god said for me to cook and eat you". It's truly a fine thing that there is really no buybull god, isn't it?
Leviticus 26: 28-29
If anyone wanted a poop sandwich all they have to do is go to your filthy lice ridden 'soup kitchen'
S Iro

Wiley Park, Australia

#8 Jun 3, 2014
Mikko wrote:
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You know nothing and i would never trust a jehovas witness
I wouldnt trust someone who cannot type in comprehensible english.

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#9 Jun 3, 2014
S Iro wrote:
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I wouldnt trust someone who cannot type in comprehensible english.
You are an idiot !

English is written with a capital E
It's spelled wouldn't
Thinking

Banbury, UK

#10 Jun 3, 2014
The Finns and Swedes I have worked and socialised with really make you look like the loser you are.

Why does your god let Scandinavians live so long?
Why does your god let them earn so much more than you?
S Iro wrote:
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I wouldnt trust someone who cannot type in comprehensible english.
Thinking

Banbury, UK

#11 Jun 3, 2014
siro has to keep amending his name to avoid bans.

Next he may post as Ado Lfhitler.
Mikko wrote:
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You are an idiot !
English is written with a capital E
It's spelled wouldn't
Thinking

Banbury, UK

#12 Jun 3, 2014
Then you believe god drowned every baby not on the ark.
True Christian witness wrote:
If you really want to know the answer to that question, you should ask the next witness that you meet.
People will say and teach whatever they understand to be fact, but the truth is still in Gods word the Bible, and only Jehovah's witnesses know the truth, no brag, just fact.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#13 Jun 4, 2014
S Iro wrote:
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If anyone wanted a poop sandwich all they have to do is go to your filthy lice ridden 'soup kitchen'
Sorry to disappoint, but no religion and no gods were housed there, so unless you packed your own god in with you, there were no foul things to be found. It is only in the houses of worship where you will be asked to follow the dictates of any god. And it is the god of Abraham, whose name is Yahweh/Jehovah/Allah who will demand that you kill and eat your children, and he will then make you shit and use that shit for cooking your own issue.

Oh wait, my bad even if you did haul your god in with you, you still had nothing and your stomach stayed empty until they food that was paid for and cooked by atheist was served. Don't you just hate it, that those whom you hate are more humane than those whom you pretend to serve and to worship? It is pretense, you've not stoned to death a single sinner have you?
True Christian witness

Slick, OK

#14 Jun 6, 2014
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Do you know how far down the list of those who are spreading "the truth and nothing but the truth" of the Abrahamic god, the Jehovah's witnesses are?
The follow literally thousands of sects which have gotten the only real truth from the god-myth before they did. And btw, the god-myth claims that all those who later say that they are the truth, the light, and the way are false prophets. That would include the witnesses who like all the others, just partition out the parts of the myth that they can stomach, and leave the rest for the other sects to dole out to their followers, as they see fit. So as to believing their word? I don't think so. Even the original Christainity is just a broken rendition of the Jewish religion.
Besides your not knowing what you are talking about, since you are continually confused.
A true Atheist would never criticize for argument with a true Christian, your post proves you are a hypocrite and not an Atheist.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#16 Jun 6, 2014
True Christian witness wrote:
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Besides your not knowing what you are talking about, since you are continually confused.
A true Atheist would never criticize for argument with a true Christian, your post proves you are a hypocrite and not an Atheist.
I've read the bible (all of it), during my years as a Christain. Not only did I believe, but I was educating myself to carry out my chosen life's work. I was to be a missionary, taking my god's words to the entire world, but what I found in the unholy buybull (King James Version) made me back the hell up and really start searching for answers.

Well, we all know now, that to question is verboten, but I did not know that then. Read the buybull it is very clear, your god will make you cook and eat your children, Jesus only loves you if you are male and a Jew. Do you know that there is a requirement to pass a pretty penis and testicle test? Or that sacrificial golden hemorrhoids are needed to get your god to cure the hemorrhoids he inflicts?

Add to those bible truths, your god is actually many gods in one. He is the god of Abraham, he is Yahweh, he is Jehovah, he is Allah. And he is even the dregs of a Pagan god. How could you go wrong?
Did you know that you too are an atheist? You and almost no other buybull thumpers actually believe in the so called god you claim to worship. Show me the sinners you have stoned to death in the streets, buybull thumper. Show me that you obey this god who calls for instant and unquestioning obedience.
Thinking

Downham Market, UK

#17 Jun 7, 2014
You believe your god drowned every baby not on the ark.
True Christian witness wrote:
<quoted text>
Besides your not knowing what you are talking about, since you are continually confused.
A true Atheist would never criticize for argument with a true Christian, your post proves you are a hypocrite and not an Atheist.

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