let's make fun of atheists

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#48 May 8, 2013
Libertarian wrote:
Give it your best shot. We have confidence in what we believe because....guess what ... we have proof.
If you apparently powerful god is scared of us he's hardly worth worshipping is he?
If you believers are so threatened by people who dont believe the same as you that is your problem.
If you know your god is real, you wouldnt care about any criticism. But funnily enough the more people are education the more danger to their faith.
Believers attack because they are scared they might be wrong.
If any believer can tell me why he/she has chosen one god over one of the thousands of others to worship i'd be interested. Or if anyone admitted believing in a god that had different opinions to theirs.That would be pretty amazing.
"Science... because it WORKS, b8tches"

~ Dawkins.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#49 May 8, 2013
Lacez wrote:
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The average atheist would say that we have theories, with some evidence, though there is room for error.
I, for one, always leave room for error.
That's the difference between a theist and an atheist.
Yep.

Atheism is a FACT-based worldview.

Theism is a WISH-based worldview--they WISH it were what they BELIEVED.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#50 May 8, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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So you wish to lose this argument again?
Never, in the entire HISTORY of the Internet, have YOU NOT BEEN WRONG, buckster!

<laughing>

You are most amusing-- and a low-grade moron too.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#51 May 8, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Show me this evidence, instead of blabbering there is evidence to disprove God.
I already explained it to you-- TWICE.

I am so sorry that you suffer from short-term memory loss.

That must really make it difficult for you.

Perhaps if you PRAY hard enough, that will fix your memory problem?

No?

Well... it was a nice effort on your part.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#52 May 8, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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But there is evidence for Jesus, because he was a real person.
Nope.

Nada.

None.

Your Jewish Magic Wizard never existed, in the HISTORICAL since.

Nothing there, bud.

I am so sorry for your loss (of sanity).

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#53 May 8, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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The average atheist would make fun of religion, until religion says stop making fun of us, then you atheists say we are suddenly being rude. Go make fun of a goat for all we care
Why?

Have you suddenly started to WORSHIP goats now?

If so? It would be a VAST improvement for you!

This is because... GOATS are ... REAL.

And if prepared in the right way? Tasty too!

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#54 May 8, 2013
Amused wrote:
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Right you are! When I left for work this morning, the lawn was overgrown and the shrubbery misshapen. When I came home, the grass was cut neatly, the cuttings that landed on the walkway were cleaned up and the shrubs were trimmed. Jesus and Manuel had most definitely left evidence of their existence behind.
I see what you did there, and I like it.

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#55 May 8, 2013
KJV wrote:
2.3% what a joke your religion is!
You claim all humans are born atheist.
Ok that means at one time you had 100% of the human population. The current percentage of the world population that is atheist is at 2.3%.
That means that 97.7% of your congregation has left your faith!!
WTF is wrong with you guys?
97.7%!!!!!!!
Do you realize how many people that is?
Man you're not just losing them at that rate there running from you! LMFAO
No one said humans were born atheists.
Though religion is a choice and you are not born with religion ever.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#56 May 8, 2013
Lacez wrote:
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No one said humans were born atheists.
Though religion is a choice and you are not born with religion ever.
Actually, on the strict definition of atheist, as in "without theism", then newborn infants are atheists-- they certainly do not have any belief in gods.

Of course, by that same definition, so is a toaster-oven.

Of course, your average toaster-oven is far more useful than theism is--

--- starting with, you can make an excellent bacon sandwich.

Many theism-rules prohibit the eating of bacon.

And that?

That right there proves they are just wrong....

... I mean... no bacon?

What >>were<< they thinking?

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#57 May 8, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Actually, on the strict definition of atheist, as in "without theism", then newborn infants are atheists-- they certainly do not have any belief in gods.

Of course, by that same definition, so is a toaster-oven.

Of course, your average toaster-oven is far more useful than theism is--

--- starting with, you can make an excellent bacon sandwich.

Many theism-rules prohibit the eating of bacon.

And that?

That right there proves they are just wrong....

... I mean... no bacon?

What >>were<< they thinking?
Especially Canadian bacon...with maple syrup on it...oh yeah.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#58 May 8, 2013
Lacez wrote:
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Especially Canadian bacon...with maple syrup on it...oh yeah.
<in the voice of George Teakei>

Oh My!

:D
Lincoln

United States

#59 May 8, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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.
Your Jewish Magic Wizard never existed, in the HISTORICAL since.
Evidence?

Lets watch him ignore evidence.

Bwaaaaahhahahahahahahahahaha

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#60 May 8, 2013
Lincoln wrote:
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Evidence?
Lets watch him ignore evidence.
Bwaaaaahhahahahahahahahahaha
Coming from the guy who can't prove his god and has to attack atheists to show us all how great his religion is.

Since: Jun 07

Location hidden

#61 May 8, 2013
[QUOTE who="KJV
"]
ATHEISM IS A RELIGION as deemed by the courts.
John Calvert, a lawyer and intelligent design proponent declared:
The Seventh Judicial Circuit of the Court of Appeals of the United States held that ATHEISM IS A RELIGION. Therefore, it cannot be promoted by a public school. Currently, public schools are often unwittingly promoting atheism through a dogmatic and uncritical teaching of materialistic theories of origins.[15]
[/QUOTE]

Why don't you concentrate on your cult's own beliefs instead of trying to tell us what we believe in or don"t?

Atheism is a lack of belief, it will never be anything else.

If you want to squeeze athiests in your hallucination's box, to fit your mental illness that is your problem, not the problem of atheists.

The fact is that you are a liar lying about both god and atheists.

If you disagree, present some evidence...LMAO

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#62 May 8, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
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Theists and atheists have this in common - they are captivated by the idea of god.
Amen.

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#63 May 8, 2013
Atheists have faith that there is no God. It's a religion.
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#64 May 9, 2013
Prophet of peace wrote:
Atheists have faith that there is no God. It's a religion.
Religion/atheism is nonsense. There are superstitious believers and us non-believers. Non-belief in god and pixies is rational. Belief in such gobbledygook isn't.

One should only believe anything to the extent the belief can be justified by reason and evidence. All Abrahamic gods and these..
http://www.godchecker.com/
are unsupported by that. That's all. So I think religions, witchcraft and faith-based 'beliefs' will continue to decline in the face of education and science.

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#65 May 9, 2013
Prophet of peace wrote:
Atheists have faith that there is no God. It's a religion.
Religion is, in short, a belief system.
A belief system is a set of beliefs.
What set of beliefs do atheists follow in order to be labeled as a religion?

Atheism is simply the lack of belief in any deities. That's all.
There is no set of beliefs there because a set must contain at least two items.
Lincoln

United States

#66 May 9, 2013
EdSed wrote:
<quoted text>Religion/atheism is nonsense. There are superstitious believers and us non-believers. Non-belief in god and pixies is rational. Belief in such gobbledygook isn't.
One should only believe anything to the extent the belief can be justified by reason and evidence. All Abrahamic gods and these..
http://www.godchecker.com/
are unsupported by that. That's all. So I think religions, witchcraft and faith-based 'beliefs' will continue to decline in the face of education and science.
Religion incorporated into law in the respected United Kingdom?

The Lords Spiritual
26 bishops of the Church of England sit in the House of Lords. Known as the Lords Spiritual, they read prayers at the start of each daily meeting and play a full and active role in the life and work of the Upper House.
This section provides information about their historic and present role, and details of the current occupants of the Bishops' Benches.
The continuing place of Anglican bishops in the Lords reflects our enduring constitutional arrangement, with an established Church of England and its Supreme Governor as Monarch and Head of State.
Although there are 44 dioceses in the present-day Church of England, the Bishopric of Manchester Act of 1847 limited the number of places for Lords Spiritual to 26. In the Upper House today the 26 Lords Spiritual constitute around 3.5% of its membersh.

The Archbishops of Canterbury and York and the Bishops of Durham, London and Winchester are ex-officio members of the House of Lords. The remaining 21 places on the Bishops' Bench are not determined by diocese, but are occupied by those English diocesan bishops that have served the longest.
When bishops retire from their see (compulsory at 70), their membership of the House also ceases. Occasionally some have become life peers, and this is usually the case for former archbishops.
Amused

Princeton, MA

#67 May 9, 2013
[QUOTE who="KJV
"]2.3% what a joke your religion is!
...
[/QUOTE]

Another example of the truth of the saying, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Religion is a very large group, and if stupid were radioactive,would have achieved critical mass.

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