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KJV

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#203 May 11, 2013
Lacez wrote:
[QUOTE who="KJV
"]<quoted text>Dream on and on and on."

Where's your proof of a worldwide flood?
Remember, only credible and valid sources will do.
Part 5

Continued..........

FROM THE GENESIS NARRATIVE........[47 reasons]

(59) The account in Genesis speaks of the flood being a universal event at least thirty times.

(60) God promised three times not to "smite [destroy - NKJ] every living thing" by a flood (Gen8:21; 9:11; 9:15). Three occurrences in Scripture indicates absolute truth.

(61) Following the flood, Eden was no longer discussed geographically. If it was a local flood, its general whereabouts would still be known. The total obliteration of the whole earth's geography is therefore inferred - such as by a global flood.

(62) The "waters above the firmament [earth - NKJ]" would not have been localised into a small area.(Gen 1:7)

(63) No rain on the earth before the flood speaks of a worldwide condition.(Gen 2:5)

(64) The whole earth was watered by a mist, prior to the flood.(Gen 2:6)

(65) The dawn of civilization had a high civilization (Genesis chapter 4). This was wiped out and did not recover for a long time.

(66) The long life spans of the pre-diluvial people indicates an entirely different biosphere.(Gen 5:5; 5:8; 5:11; etc)

(67) The subsequent decline in life span following the flood indicates a radically different biosphere.(Gen 23:1; 25:7)

(68) God described the pre-flood people as universally evil (Gen 6:5). He never described the post-flood people as universally evil, so something universal (ie. worldwide) must have happened to weed it out.

(69) Mankind had multiplied all over the earth (Gen 6:1), so the flood had to be global to destroy them all.

(70) God was sorry that he created all living creatures, not just a localised population of animal creatures.(Gen 6:6-7)

(71) The whole earth was seen by God as corrupt.(Gen 6:11-12)

(72) God decided to destroy the whole earth.(Gen 6:13)

(73) Everything that had breath was to die.(Gen 6:17)

(74) The purpose of the ark was to keep two of every breathing animal (ie. worldwide species) alive.(Gen 6:19)

(75) Two of every kind of animal and bird came to Noah, not just local fauna.(Gen 6:20)

(76) Noah had to collect samples of all food eaten, not just local foodstuffs.(Gen 6:21)

(77) God wanted the ark "to keep seed [species - NKJ] alive upon the face of the earth".(Gen 7:3)

(78) God promised to destroy every living thing on the earth.(Gen 7:4)

(79) The Hebrew word for flood "mabbul" only refers to Noah's flood, so it must have been different to all other floods.(Gen 7:10)

(80) All the "fountains of the great deep" broke up in one incident.(Gen 7:11)

(81) The "fountains of the great deep" would not have affected a simple, local land-based flood.(Gen 7:11)

(82) The opening of the windows of heaven (if this refers to "the waters above the firmament") would had a global impact.(Gen 7:11)

(83) The double superlative, "all the high mountains under all the heavens" ["all the high hills under the whole heaven" - NKJ], indicates a global covering.(Gen 7:19)

(84) The highest mountains were covered by 15 cubits (6.75m) of water.(Gen 7:20)

(85) The Hebrew word, "kasah", used to mean that the mountains were covered has a meaning of "overwhelming".(Gen 7:20)

(86) Every human died on the whole earth.(Gen 7:21)

(87) All living things on dry land, with "nephesh" life in them, died.(Gen 7:22)

(88) Every living thing on the earth was destroyed.(Gen 7:23)

(89) The floodwater remained at maximum height for 5 months.(Gen 7:24)

(90) The "fountains of the deep" were open for 5 months.(Gen 8:2)

http://unmaskingevolution.com/18-flood.htm

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Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#205 May 11, 2013
[QUOTE who="KJV
"]<quoted text>Part 6

Continued........

(91) The "windows of heaven" were open for 5 months.(Gen 8:2)

(92) The floodwaters took 5 months to drain off the land.(Gen 8:3)

(93) The ark floated above the mountains for 5 months.(Gen 8:4)

(94) The waters receded for 2.5 months before the mountain tops were visible.(Gen 8:5)

(95) The dove couldn't find solid ground until the water had receded for 4 months.(Gen 8:9)

(96) Plants did not grow for 9 months.(Gen 8:11)

(97) Noah, his family, and the animals were in the ark for over a year.(Gen 8:14)

(98) All current life came out of the ark.(Gen 8:19)

(99) God promised that he would not destroy all living things again in the same way.(Gen 8:21)

(100) The current seasonal conditions date from the end of the flood (Gen 8:22), indicating a radical change from the previous environment.

(101) God commanded Noah and his family to breed and fill the earth with people again.(Gen 9:1)

(102) A flood will not be used by God to destroy the earth again.(Gen 9:11)

(103) The earth was re-populated from Noah's family.(Gen 9:19)

(104) Everyone spoke the same language after the flood (Gen 11:1), indicating decent from a single ancestor.

(105) Everyone lived in the same area after the flood.(Gen 11:9)



FROM ELSEWHERE IN SCRIPTURE......[9 reasons]

(106) The floodwaters overturned the earth.(Job 12:15)

(107) The floodwaters covered the whole earth.(Is 54:9)

(108) The flood took all people off the face of the earth.(Matt 24:39)- Jesus talking

(109) The flood destroyed all humans.(Luke 17:27)- Jesus talking

(110) The whole world was condemned.(Heb 11:7)

(111) God destroyed the old world.(II Peter 2:5)

(112) God flooded the whole world.(II Peter 2:5)

(113) The Greek word for flood, "kataklusmos", is only used to describe Noah's flood. This indicates that it was vastly different from any other flood.(II Peter 2:5)

(114) The old world perished by flood.(II Peter 3:6)



http://unmaskingevolution.com/18-flood.htm [/QUOTE]

I tire of your spam.
If you actually had any evidence, you wouldn't spam 10 pages worth of copy/pasted stuff.

You also have yet to provide one single credible and valid source.

It's all opinion and bias-based-lies until you can provide a credible source.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#206 May 11, 2013
Lacez wrote:
<quoted text>
"I love you Thor!"
*splat*
"You shouldn't have said that, you pansy."
<laughing>

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#207 May 11, 2013
Lacez wrote:
<quoted text>
You know, the bible would be cooler if they just left those other stories of Jesus in it. Like the time that Jesus got rid of dragons in a cave or told this kid to just die and he did. That would be badass.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-d...
Remember, Jesus said "snitches get stitches."
LOL!

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Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#208 May 11, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Rather childish.
Yes...yes you are.

But Thor?

Thor is cool.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#209 May 11, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
Watch the DVD and you'll see.
I watched the DVD of Thor-- he was the bomb.

And Video Proof that Thor was real.

Pity about your pansy dead-jew-on-a-stick.

Isn't it?

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#210 May 11, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>
God lived for infinity, he was never created.

Actually the concept of the one god of Israel was an invention of the
Abrahamic tribe of Israel no more than 2000 bc.
Before that the concept of the sun god and other gods existed.
So infinity must have began 2000 bc huh?

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#211 May 11, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>
Atheists BELIEVE that there is no God, so it is a belief (Faith)
Actually you're just trying to shift the burden of proof so you wont have to .
The absolute truth is that you believe in this god.
We do not share your belief, it is YOUR belief, not ours.
We have absolutely no belief in your god, it takes no faith to not believe. You point and say god is there , we see nothing.
It's your faith and your belief, get that much straight.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#212 May 11, 2013
[QUOTE who="KJV
"]<quoted text>
I've given much evidence.
One good one is:
http://www.bethlehemstar.net/
For centuries, believers, scoffers and the curious have wondered at the Biblical account of the Star of Bethlehem. The Bible recounts unusual or even impossible astronomical events at Christ’s birth. For many doubters, the account of the Star is easily dismissed as myth. For many believers, it’s a mystery accepted on faith. But what happens if we combine current scriptural accounts, astronomical fact and a desire for truth? The Star of Bethlehem documents the search to understand how the Lord used the stars and planets to reveal His plans for Christ’s birth. Uncover the mystery for yourself.
From Producer Stephen McEveety, The Passion Of The Christ
http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/produc...
[/QUOTE]
Interesting , what do you suppose the dinosaurs called the Chicxulub asteroid?

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#213 May 11, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually you're just trying to shift the burden of proof so you wont have to .
The absolute truth is that you believe in this god.
We do not share your belief, it is YOUR belief, not ours.
We have absolutely no belief in your god, it takes no faith to not believe. You point and say god is there , we see nothing.
It's your faith and your belief, get that much straight.
It's a belief, deal with it.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#214 May 11, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>
It's a belief, deal with it.
I'm liking Thor.

I mean-- if you are going to have a god? Why not pick one you can RESPECT!

Thor! Now THERE is a god you can RESPECT, he carries a hammer, he slings lightning, he wears chainmail.

Unlike your pansy-ass dead-jew-on-a-stick, who was such a wimp, he let plain old Romans drag his candy-ass to a torture-death.

And that was the end of that sad, sorry story too.

But Thor! There's a god you can RESPECT.

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#215 May 11, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm liking Thor.
I mean-- if you are going to have a god? Why not pick one you can RESPECT!
Thor! Now THERE is a god you can RESPECT, he carries a hammer, he slings lightning, he wears chainmail.
Unlike your pansy-ass dead-jew-on-a-stick, who was such a wimp, he let plain old Romans drag his candy-ass to a torture-death.
And that was the end of that sad, sorry story too.
But Thor! There's a god you can RESPECT.
Except he isn't real, do you believe in the avengers, now that's brain damage.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#216 May 11, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>
It's a belief, deal with it.

You're quite right , it's "your belief".

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#217 May 11, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>
You're quite right , it's "your belief".
Or actually your belief

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#218 May 12, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>
Or actually your belief
I'm starting to believe in something.
Like that you are a childish trolling moron.

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#219 May 12, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>Except he isn't real, do you believe in the avengers, now that's brain damage.
How is believing in Thor any different from believing in your god?

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#220 May 12, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text>I'm starting to believe in something.
Like that you are a childish trolling moron.
He doesn't have anything so he's trying to bring us down to his level.
It's sad really.

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#221 May 12, 2013
Lacez wrote:
<quoted text>
He doesn't have anything so he's trying to bring us down to his level.
It's sad really.
One day, every knee will bow, every person will confess, and every non believer, will burn in hell.

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#224 May 12, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>
One day, every knee will bow, every person will confess, and every non believer, will burn in hell.
Is that from a page in your fairy tale book?

Sweetie, they aren't real.
I'm worried that your brain damage is worse than we originally thought.

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#225 May 12, 2013
KJV wrote:
<quoted text>
You ask for proof then you refuse to read it. Go figure!
You haven't given us a single credible source, only links to creation sites.

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