There must have been a chariot race that day. I can hear Moses now... Oy vey I rise from the dead an walk up in here and nobody pays me any attention anymore! Aaron will hear about this I tell you! Aw where is some locusts when you really need them?
It gets even more bizarre than that!
According to the gospel of Matthew, following the resurrection of Jesus, the deceased saints rose from their graves and wandered through the streets of Jerusalem.
Later gospel writers knew this was a fiction, so conveniently left it out. This event in itself is enough to convincingly disprove Christianity.
Unless zombies wandering around Jerusalem was an everyday occurance. In that case maybe historians didnt think it was worth a mention :) lmao