For the win!
And from that same Wikipedia article -- "the issue of historicity versus non-historicity of Jesus has been long ignored due to theological interests." (Christians have been known to burn people at the stake for such heresy ... it's a lot like drawing pictures of Muhammad)
But I'll tell you what -- just explain to me how a star (any star) can point to a specific location on this planet (any specific location) and I'll take another look at your myth. No? Can't do that?
And that's just one of many, many holes in your mythology. You get past that one and we can try a few more.