I'll share this one of IANS with you:<quoted text>
You know how you whackjobs believe that Adam was made in the image of your god?
Well, I asked whether that meant your god had a foreskin.
IANS said that we can't be sure about that but we do know that Jesus had one because he told us so himself.
When he was nailed to that cross and pretending to die, he called out....
"My god! My god! Why hast thou foreskinned me?"
This was misheard by the author of Mark who added it to his error-strewn book.