God is No Father

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#566 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Yes, deranged atheist, think you know everything. Hell is waiting to snatch you're body.
This one is worth repeating >>> As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like a hippy threatening to punch me in my aura -- Josh Thomas

Hey, tell your god that R. P. said "Vrooom, vrooom'' he will get it, even if you don't. He has had his azz whooped once by the horse drawn, two wheeled iron chariot, and in my world of "nose to tail" iron chariots each powered by hundreds of horse power, your god will be under the porch pissing himself. So you leash him up, and drag him on out here anytime you choose, we can easily deal with the damned silly pet god-thingy.

Read the buybull, hell may be waiting to snatch you are body, but only the believers will be there.

To get into heaven, you have to be male*, Jewish, virgin, have an at least ten generation bloodline free of bastards, and hopefully your god won't then harden your heart, if you've gotten all the preceding correct, all other believers go to hell.

* only females who have been taught by Jesus to be male, will get through the pearly gates.
EdSed

Hamilton, UK

#567 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Now I know, you atheists say she's no hero just because I think she's a hero and you can't think the same as a Christian.
Eighteen? Thanks for the kind reply. Now I just have to wonder if that's true!:-)

Richardfs

“Formerly "Richard"”

Since: Mar 12

In the beginning e=mc^2

#568 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Don't come with that crap
What's the matter, don't you like truth?
Thinking

UK

#569 Apr 4, 2013
Yasser Arafat also got the same award as Mother F. Teresa.
Carchar king wrote:
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Now I know, you atheists say she's no hero just because I think she's a hero and you can't think the same as a Christian.
hexxeex

Pittsburgh, PA

#570 Apr 4, 2013

Awesome Farth,,,God is just a DeaD Human
Thinking

UK

#571 Apr 4, 2013
Proof of no god: BBC's Mitchell and Webb

Carchar king wrote:

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#572 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Let me repeat myself, a Catholics and Jews are comsidered part of Christianity.
Why? Because Christians, Jews and Catholics all believe in the same God.
Not really.

If they did? They would all be under the same set of rules, wouldn't they?

They are not-- in fact? There are more than 40,000 DIFFERENT brands of self-identifiably separate "christian".

Each of whom claims to be the ONLY valid version, and all the rest are heretics.

This is not counting the thousands of "independents" who are so bent, they cannot get along with ANYONE ELSE.

That level of chaos is ONLY possible because there is NO central guiding force, bringing them together.

You know-- no god directing their actions.

If there WERE a god behind it all? You'd have only ONE by NOW.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#573 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Yes, deranged atheist, think you know everything. Hell is waiting to snatch you're body.
Your == possession, possessive.

Your body, your hat, your bicycle, your house

You're === contraction of you are:

you are going home
you're going home

you are buying the milk
you're buying the milk

you are very stupid
you're very stupid

See?

You used the wrong one, above.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#574 Apr 4, 2013
Thinking wrote:
South Africans believe shovels exist.
The English believe shovels exist.
Therefore South Africa is part of England.
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Yep.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#575 Apr 4, 2013
NightSerf wrote:
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I think most Jews would be surprised to hear that...
Not to mention most Catholics would be surprised too.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#576 Apr 4, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
Dumber than Muq. Wow just when you thought this reject couldn't sound any dumber.
<quoted text>
Yep.

“There are other issues.”

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#577 Apr 4, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Your == possession, possessive.

Your body, your hat, your bicycle, your house

You're === contraction of you are:

you are going home
you're going home

you are buying the milk
you're buying the milk

you are very stupid
you're very stupid

See?

You used the wrong one, above.
Educational barrier

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#578 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Muslims worship Allah, the name is different, the two Gods lived different and look different. Muslims are another thing.
LMAO!

You really are a complete clueless... aren't you?

LOL!

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#579 Apr 4, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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Your == possession, possessive.
Your body, your hat, your bicycle, your house
You're === contraction of you are:
you are going home
you're going home
you are buying the milk
you're buying the milk
you are very stupid
you're very stupid
See?
You used the wrong one, above.
We all make mistakes, do you think I'm perfect, no.

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#580 Apr 4, 2013
And yet you have stated several times that you have completed a college degree or was it that you have earned two degrees?

At 18?

And your IQ is.... below average to put it nicely.

Care to change you let age answer now or shall we point and laugh at your previous posts?
Carchar king wrote:
<quoted text>Eighteen

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#581 Apr 4, 2013
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
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LMAO!
You really are a complete clueless... aren't you?
LOL!
Do you know the difference between the name Muslim and Christian, no you don't, because you're a atheist.

Since: Mar 11

Scottsburg, IN

#582 Apr 4, 2013
And he wants us to believe at 18 he has earned two college degrees!

Lmfao!
Bob of Quantum-Faith wrote:
<quoted text>Your == possession, possessive.

Your body, your hat, your bicycle, your house

You're === contraction of you are:

you are going home
you're going home

you are buying the milk
you're buying the milk

you are very stupid
you're very stupid

See?

You used the wrong one, above.

“In God we trust”

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#583 Apr 4, 2013
Givemeliberty wrote:
And he wants us to believe at 18 he has earned two college degrees!
Lmfao!
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Seriously, I made it into university.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#584 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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We all make mistakes, do you think I'm perfect, no.
You keep making the >>same<< mistakes, even after it's pointed out to you.

So clearly, you are unable to learn from them.

Sad.

“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes”

Since: Dec 06

Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA

#585 Apr 4, 2013
Carchar king wrote:
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Do you know the difference between the name Muslim and Christian, no you don't, because you're a atheist.
There is no functional difference, not really: both are delusions.

LOL!

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