Nominations being accepted for the Golden Hemorrhoid Awards
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#1 Apr 16, 2013
"What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice ... Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods." -- 1 Samuel 6:4-5
I propose a new Award to be given to the most annoying theist poster. And, what better name for the Award than the Golden Hemorrhoid? Hemorrhoids are an annoying pain in the @ss. Theists believe their imaginary friend likes hemorrhoids made out of gold. They apparently also think the invisible one approves of their ludicrous attempts at converting atheists to their particular delusional scheme.
Nominations will be open for a 30 day period. Then, we can vote on which of the nominees is truly worthy of a Golden Hemorrhoid.
#2 Apr 17, 2013
This isn't very Christian of you Amused. And before we start on 'annoying theists' perhaps we had better gag Bob first?:-)
Not that he's the worst of us. Skeptic seems to be more outspoken now he's gone than he was when he was here!:-)
Btw, I wonder what happened to Hedonist?
#3 Apr 17, 2013
I think Wayne should be excluded as he's sat on his all day.
#4 Apr 17, 2013
People have used many adjectives to describe me, many of which won't get past the Argus-eyed censors on Topix. "Christian" is perhaps the least-used of those adjectives.
Bob can be harsh, but he's generally funny and intelligent as well. He's also harsh in reaction to others' posts. "Doesn't suffer fools gladly" would be my description. Skeptic is Skeptic, one of a kind.
I was thinking more of the theist posters who make stuff up, are deliberately obtuse, etc. Kind of the Humble Brother/Brother Edward/Shibbolet type of poster who has some really weird, fringe theology coupled with a genuine belief that he/she/it has found some stunning secret of the universe that's going to dazzle us all into converting.
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