Time for your regular owning...ha.........I love it. Al Gore says the polar ice caps would melt in five years and you can't stand it because he was obviously wrong. "Soon" in the grand scheme of things could easily mean thousands of years. Your owning continues. I'm actually embarrassed for you
"Soon" easily means thousands of years?
Just like "love" means creating a gigantic torture pit and filling it up with monsters and demons and having them torture billions of people for all eternity.
Man, you fundies are batshit crazy.
Let's have another look at "soon"
When the author of Revelations said that Jesus was coming "soon" he really meant "soon". Not, more than two thousand years later.
Futhermore, no less a person than Paul foretold that the end would come in his lifetime and that he'd be one of those who fly up to heaven.
1 Thess. 4:15-17
Check out the first words of Jesus in the oldest surviving gospel. "Very near" is not over two thousand years.
Luke tells us that "Even now the axe is lying at the root of the trees". What he failed to mention is that two thousand years later it will still be lying there because his god has failed to pick it up. Of course, Luke wasn't thinking that his god would take that long. eh?
Luke 3: 7-9